Are you planning on setting up a kidnapping business?
You better release the hostages, or you can only do this once. If you want a recurring business model people have to have confidence you will keep your end of the bargain
this post was submitted on 08 Mar 2025
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If you want a recurring business model people have to have confidence you will keep your end of the bargain
I don't think so.
You rather need confidence you will always stay so much more powerful than the "other side" that you will always be able to milk them. And maybe think about preparing your retirement in time.
I would bring a ringer with my dirty undies instead of the ransom and throw it out the car.
I can get you a toe, believe me.
"Dirty undies dude. The whites."
Always know the basic facts:
The kidnapper is a criminal.
The kidnapper decides his own actions, NOT YOU.
Besides that, in a situation where I could communicate with a kidnapper, I would try to use every single second of it to tell him all kinds of insults, the worst I could imagine.
"You call this a kidnapping? Pathetic. You're a disappointment just like your father."
"This isn't really that bad, honestly opening emails after vacation is loads worse. Do better."