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[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] theorangeninja@lemmy.today 9 points 3 weeks ago

But can the washing machine run doom?

[–] Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

So, I don't want to worry you too much, but I might be in love with your girlfriend.

And your washing machine.

And this washing powder.

We're working on a polycule right now, maybe you can be part of it.

[–] vapeloki@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

That is fine. We are as a matter of fact polyamorous and both bi. So, feelings free to join

[–] vapeloki@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you are by any chance some day near Zweibrücken/Landstuhl/Pirmasens give us a message and maybe we will grant you some time with our machines and stuff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

Ha, funnily enough, that is genuinely not all that far away from where I live, definitely reachable by train in 45-120 min, depending on circumstances, and I do have a Deutschlandticket, so don't promise what you can't keep

[–] Flyswat@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago

I bet it can run Dhoom

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

Paul the file server is clogged!

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

No, No, No Its gnu/washing machine?

[–] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Good choice on the machine, and apparently on the girlfriend, too!

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

ah, Linux is finally in color. Always takes so long for the foss world to catch up with proprietary tech