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RuleberFeats (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 1 month ago by RobotZap10000@feddit.nl to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/14016013

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[–] teft@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Interspecies sex is what got you into this minotaur mess. It isn't how you will get out of it.

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm not so sure about that. If a mermaid and a centaur had a baby, there's a chance they'd give birth to a regular dude. Perhaps we're just not breeding minotaurs with the right things. Someone install Cloud Meadow and get back to me.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Looks luke someone doesn't know about the sea cow, better known as the manatee

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Twice the chance for a cursed horsefish or fishorse though. Or also either of the other, more cursed centaur and mermaid variants as well.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Clearly you've never actually met a bard before. Haven't you ever wondered where half orcs come from? It's bards, always bards. Every. Single. Goddamn. Time.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Glad to see you're feeling better, Teft.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 32 points 1 month ago

They will Lay your Minotaur

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 month ago

Uuugh, so they're sending the bard again!

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago

Feats of great strength and cunting

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Will they bring glory to me and my house?

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

They will have sex with your house