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[–] teft@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Interspecies sex is what got you into this minotaur mess. It isn't how you will get out of it.

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm not so sure about that. If a mermaid and a centaur had a baby, there's a chance they'd give birth to a regular dude. Perhaps we're just not breeding minotaurs with the right things. Someone install Cloud Meadow and get back to me.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Looks luke someone doesn't know about the sea cow, better known as the manatee

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Twice the chance for a cursed horsefish or fishorse though. Or also either of the other, more cursed centaur and mermaid variants as well.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Clearly you've never actually met a bard before. Haven't you ever wondered where half orcs come from? It's bards, always bards. Every. Single. Goddamn. Time.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Glad to see you're feeling better, Teft.