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[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 94 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Met a guy at a German language meet-up who let me know that I was first person who didn't ask him any questions about / discuss WW2 or nazis.

He actually grew up in East Germany in the 80's— also not great, but no one he talked to even knew that Germany had once split. They only wanted to talk about WW2. It made him very uncomfortable.

We got to discuss a lot about American culture and people's weird obsessions and developed a close relationship. It was fun!

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If I had a dollar for every American mentioning Germans/WW2 when I told them I'm Dutch, I would be retired now.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You'd rather they ask you about Anne Frank or the wooden shoes?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

I'd rather they ask dumb questions about the correct, yeah.

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

as a northern european I'd ask how many dikes do you own

edit: dikes is not a spelling mistake (i think)

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"dyke" is British English and "dike" is American English for a levee or flood bank. I don't own any of those because they belong to the government.

Both spellings are also slang for butch lesbians, and owning those has been illegal for about 160 years now.

[–] bobotron@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How about windmills, you must own a couple of those

[–] Doxin@pawb.social 1 points 1 month ago

My dad owned part of one of the first wind turbines in the country, does that count?

[–] Tja@programming.dev 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's weird. Germans are used to that. In my experience it's especially brits that ask about it.

Every German I know has the answer memorized: yeah, it was terrible but we are a different population now and we are making sure it won't happen again. Do you want a beer?

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

Every German I know has the answer memorized: yeah, it was terrible but we are a different population now and we are making sure it won't happen again

And yet the rise and rise of the AfD...

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

We're in the US. I just don't think he was used to the amount of extended ignorance, sometimes purposeful.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Americans don't know about the iron curtain? hm

[–] tzrlk@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

You mean the ability from C&C: Red Alert? What does that have to do with Germany? It's a Russian superweapon, and Einstein removed Hitler from that timeline.

[–] YourPrivatHater@ani.social 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Most would just lough our asses off lol but that depends on how serious it was.

[–] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 81 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Well I feel like most Germans don't joke about Nazis at all in anyway

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 53 points 1 month ago

Jokes about nazis are fine, maybe getting a little annoying because I heard them all, but if you do a nazi salute I'll punch you.

[–] Metz@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

I can guarantee you that is very wrong. In fact we do it all the time. All the time, really. We even make whole comedy series and films about Hitler. And it is a very popular topic for jokes and e.g. stand-up.

Humor is a good way to process the past.

However what the greentext descibes is just low-effort and simply lazy and unfunny. Put a little effort into your Nazi jokes ffs.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

What are the odds she's German and not American with a German grand-aunt, though?

[–] YourPrivatHater@ani.social 9 points 1 month ago

And yet i can tell you, as a German, that i heared more good Hitler jokes than jokes about USA (there are a lot of both)

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes, that probably makes the situation a bit awkward.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world -4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We don't really. We also aren't trying to bring fascism back. At least not as hard as some other places.

[–] YourPrivatHater@ani.social 11 points 1 month ago

We still can take a fucking joke man.