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Donald Trump To Be Put on Mount Rushmore Under Republican Bill (www.msn.com)

submitted 3 months ago by octopus_ink@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24891753

A bill to add a carving of President Donald Trumpto Mount Rushmore has been introduced by a MAGA politician.

Florida Representative Anna Paulina Luna announced the bill Tuesday calling for Trump to be added to the South Dakota monument with the message: "Let's get carving."

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[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is he also going to let Elon build a secret base inside where he can fly inside with a big ass car plane while JD Vance sucks Elons cock to prove he's loyal? And they're all puppets?

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don’t think that will work.

I watched a show on the history channel, the aliens live inside the mountains already.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Poor Team America, replaced by illegal aliens.

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago

No, t's not going to work because Elon's penis is too small.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Holy fucking shit no way

Serious?

Holy shit.

This is the funniest fucking thing. I hope they put some really tiny hands on the cliffs.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Fuck this shit hole country. Can’t wait for the inevitable collapse.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

🙃

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Lol

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

To serve as a historic mocking of DNC incompetence in losing a race they could have chosen to win, I'd be in favor of it being carved. I assume Trump is collecting gofundme donations for this.

What do you bet they try to put him on our currency as well. Maybe a 3 dollar bill, or a new half-cent coin.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world -2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Y'all sure get excited about "introduced" bills. Does no one know how our legislatures work?!

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You got bodied...lmfao

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

call the police, but not for me

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