"Really awful the way they treated that adorable animal. Tortured and killed it on a live stream for entertainment, and then everyone just clapped. Really makes you think."
Vegan Alarm Begins Ringing in Earnest
Anti-Vegan SWAT Team dispatched to confront radical veggie-muncher
Six elderly military officers in a dimly lit fall-out shelter screaming at one another to scramble the reply-bots
God damn, I swear. It feels like these vegans just overreact to everything.