TBF this is basically every not-great-looking male lead.
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I've always gotten women way out of my league because they like my personality, and they say I'm a nice person and they feel safe with me. Guys, women have the bar set pretty dam low. Just use active listening, actually care about them beyond just their body, respect them, and it helps to have fun, interesting hobby, and to really like animals. Like that's it, fellas. I'm in my late 30s, and my last girlfriend was in her mid-20s and way outta my league. Now it didn't work because we are at different points in our lives, but that's nbd.
Or are you just selling your looks short?
dude have you never seen couples? gorgeous women go out with totally average looking dudes all the time.
Lol no I'm short and fat. I have a realistic view of myself.
Yeah, but how can I trust that assessment if you are lowballing your looks? I think we should see. Draw a photorealistic picture of yourself and upload, and I can judge.
This but late 30s
Lmao. I wasn't expecting a reply.
I agree with you on that, but I usually get stuck in the just friends portion of the whole thing. Maybe I am a little too ugly?
Nah, the thing is, you need to declare your intentions fairly early on. Like with in the first few times you hang out.
Exactly, if you wait too long making the leap of faith, more often then not you will be already in the friend zone
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You could have just used his picture
Wdym that's Adam Sandler
It's'a me, Adam a'Sandler. Woopido doooooo'a!
It's a real-life thing. Look at any comedic actor from the past fifty years, and then image search up a picture of their wife. The discrepancy in physical attractiveness is almost always glaring. Humor (and money) is attractive.
Pete Davidson looks like a homeless drug addict and he dated Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale and Emily Ratajkowski.
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The exception: Little Nicky
The love interest in Little Nicky wasnt Patricia Arquette, but Popeye's Chicken.
Easily my favorite Adam Sandler movie.
It's so stupid, but it has its moments
The best moment is between the opening credits and the closing credits
For some reasimon I've never seen any one of his movies besides Happy Gilmore.
[edit] what the hell is a reasimon? I meant to type reason in case that wasn't clear.
A good follow up to that is uncut gems
What about The Cobbler? That one was unexpectedly charming.
Click was really good.
Click was SO GOOD.
But I'm still a little mad at the betrayal by the marketing, making it seem super silly and goofy, leaving my young self unprepared for an emotional gut-punch. Lol
It effectively did what it set out to do though, being a modern fable about where our priorities in life ultimately lead us. I think of it often, especially the way it portrays the trap of career-worship, and when I catch myself wishing time away.
That silly movie had so much heart it might have actually shaped my young worldview a bit. Lol
Movie was based.
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Or Reign Over Me.
Thanks! I'll give it a look.
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Best to keep it that way
I envy you!
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He’s Woody Allen with the pseudointellectual posturing replaced with grossout gags
Let's not compare him to a child molester.
Nsfw His actual wife
Edit: hey mods ill change the picture if this isn't appropriate, there's many to choose from this one just seemed the most appropriate to the post.
Jack and Jill was the weirdest one because it's Adam Sandler falling in love with Adam Sandler in a wig.
Wasn't it Al Pacino falling for Jill? And I think Jill was Adam's sister or something like that.
Homies Adam Sandler is probably better looking than every one of you, richer, funnier, and isn't making shit memes making fun about people's looks he doesn't even know.
At least Jack and Jill gave people jobs lol.
The man is one of the funniest people defining the millenial's generation.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdBABI1HNGXSgji0bj5_wNWqKD9Q451yB
Homies Adam Sandler is probably better looking than every one of you, richer,
Okay.
funnier,
Let's not get crazy here.
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Calm down Adam's stalker
HOW MANY KID'S CHOICE AWARDS HAVE YOU WON???
That's WHAT I THOUGHT!!!! 💦 🗣️📢
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