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[–] Dhrystone@infosec.pub 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

🎢 We’re up on Mexican Lucky

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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My daughter is a Swifty, so I hear a lot of her music. I still can't hear anything other than "Starbucks lovers".

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wait, wtf does that song actually say? I thought it was Starbucks Lovers

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

It's actually "got a long list of ex-lovers”.

Also in googling this I also discovered she does not scream "HE LOOKS SO PRETTY LIKE A DEVIL" either.

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Blitzkrieg Bop" always sounded to me like "let's get fucked" for some reason

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

So that's the real lyrics. Never looked them up but it definitely sounded like "let's get fucked" to me too

[–] Lycist@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Instead of "I showed my faith to the man in charge" its "I showed my feet to the man in charge", I like my version way better.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"Yeah, yeah! I put a sausage in your little ha-a-and!" - Head Automatica, The Razor

"Excuse me, while I kiss this guy!" - Jimmy Hendrix, Purple Haze

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

I'm working late
Cuz I'm a sinner

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

When you're in Morrowind, oh, baby, that's sick

[–] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 3 points 4 months ago

I wish i could turn back time, to the good dope days, something something, but now we’re stressed out

[–] lath@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

"I just want to set the world on fire"

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

The fact that it's lyrical gangster and not leprechaun gangster makes me sad to this day.

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

This is where most of my passwords come from

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Turn the page: β€œOn a long and lonely roadway,

East of my heart”

I thought it sounded more poetic that east of Omaha.

[–] Legendsofanus@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

I thought Austin was a song about two lesbians cuz I thought this was the lyrics: "Did your boobs stop working, did your truck break down?"

I was so disappointed when I learned the actual ones hahaha

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I-M H-I-M
The jizzy m&m

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 2 points 4 months ago

When I first heard Foghat's "Slow Ride" I thought they were saying "Snow White / take it easy!" Which made a lot of sense to college me


this Snow White vixen is really getting down to business...

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

Murphy's fighting; how come you're in the stands?

[–] sunzu@kbin.run 2 points 4 months ago

Nobody can take that feeling away from me!

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

"She needs him, that's why she'll be back again" is much better than "she feeds him"

[–] KnowledgeableNip@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Should I give up?

Or should I just keep chasin' penguins?

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[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

β€œAll my friends are eating steak and snow…”

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

You already know the song O Fortuna and now you know the lyrics

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"The only man who could ever breach me..."

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Was the son of a breacher man.

Clearly it ran in the family.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Baby, you got somethin' on your nose πŸ’©
Sniffin' that cakeπŸ‘, did you feel the hole?

[–] randon31415@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

It just takes some time.

Elephant!

A little bit of after rhyme

Elephant! Elephant!

It will be alright.

Elephant. Elephant. Even if it lasts all night.

Alright!

The Power of Love

CΓ©line Dion

The Witchers in the morning

[–] cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago

We mishear what we want the lyrics to be deep inside...... Can't hate yourself right πŸ˜…

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