Lycist

joined 5 months ago
[–] Lycist@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Yo mama so ugly she gotta cosplay as a couch to get any.

[–] Lycist@lemmy.world 38 points 5 days ago (8 children)

Its even better when they don't tell you that your password is too long, and they truncate it somewhere unknown.

Tried a randomgen 32 character password at the local sheriff's office. Copy and pasted it directly out of my password manager into the password creation field so I know I didn't typo it and when I tried to login it wouldn't work. Took me a bit of troubleshooting to figure out what happened.

[–] Lycist@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The thumbnail makes it look like he's surrounded by clansmen....

I had to open it just to make sure.

[–] Lycist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I'd probably just accept my fate... A Struggler I am not.

[–] Lycist@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Just call yourself a silly goose.

[–] Lycist@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Haven't done the OSWA, am an OSCP holder though.

Just heard about API Security Certified Professional (ASCP) - which is supposed to be OSCP-like but for API's. A friend in the industry was excited about it, I have yet to dig into it, but it sounds like its hands on like the Offensive Security certs.

[–] Lycist@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

all I've got is blue and darkish gold.

[–] Lycist@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

2nd image is from the movie "Lighthouse", and that's just how it looked.

[–] Lycist@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Big Tampon must have something in trump to get them campaigning for personal purchasing instead of socialist-provided comforts.

Not-so-edited-edit:

spoiler(trump prolly has a tampon stuck up his ass)

[–] Lycist@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My switch is stuck in the middle position... Performing neither action.

[–] Lycist@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Thats how we lost the lance of longinus into lunar orbit...

[–] Lycist@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It closes its noses.

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