Dearest u/PRUSSIA_x86,
I pen this missive with the utmost urgency and a disposition most unsettled. It is with a heavy heart and a constitution somewhat compromised that I must address the recent pictorial correspondence you so kindly dispatched in my direction.
Upon the unveiling of your transmitted image, I must confess, my sensibilities were profoundly assaulted. The depiction, though I shan't delve into its particulars, elicited in me a sensation most disconcerting, akin to the physical maladies of nausea and profound distaste. It is a sensation most challenging to articulate in polite company, yet I find myself duty-bound to convey my honest reaction, albeit with the greatest respect and consideration for your artistic endeavors.
I do hope you interpret my words not as a slight upon your character or artistic merit but as an earnest reflection of the visceral response elicited within me. The image, whilst no doubt a product of considerable effort and creativity on your part, regrettably failed to resonate with my aesthetic preferences and indeed, agitated my otherwise steadfast composure.
I trust that you will receive this critique in the spirit of constructive candor with which it is intended. It is not my wish to disparage but to engage in an open and forthright dialogue, as befits our longstanding correspondence and mutual respect.
I eagerly anticipate your next pictorial submission, confident in your ability to delight and inspire with your artistic prowess. Until then, I remain,
Yours most sincerely and with the highest regards,
otacon239
P.S. I do hope this letter finds you in good health and high spirits, notwithstanding my candid remarks herein.