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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Why is there no hair? It's completely surrounded by hair. The entire rest of the head (except parts of the actual face) is covered by hair. Other animals have hair.

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[–] OtisRamflow@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Just really think in terms of bangability. You wanna bang someone with a hairy forehead? Neither did our ancestors.

[–] Enkrod@feddit.de 1 points 4 weeks ago

This is it, it's the perfect example of adaptation through sexual selection.

[–] fiercekitten@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I am a woman with a small forehead (low hairline) and it always looks like I'm wearing a wig. I hate it. I yearn for a normal-sized forehead.

[–] MadBabs@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I am a woman with ample forehead to spare. Too bad I can't send some your way.

[–] Goudewup@feddit.nl 0 points 1 month ago

All women yearn for a normal-sized forehead. Regardless of actual forehead size.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It helps to think of your hair as essentially being a mane. Remember, lion manes also expose their forehead.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Better non-verbal communication with your peers. Same thing for having white eyeballs and dark irises, everyone around you knows exactly what your looking at.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Male orangutans don't have their faces completely covered with hair. So it's not just humans.

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 1 points 1 month ago

other animals have hair but less around the face. The hair on top of my golden retriever is long but around the face it does not grow long. For all practical purposes the area around the snout and eyes is bare.

[–] Weirdfish@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

George Carlin said it best, yes a receding hairline is annoying, but no where near as bad as an advancing hairline.

Who would want to have to shave their forehead?

[–] downpunxx@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

evolutionary our bare skin matched with our outstanding ability to sweat is related to staying cool

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ever have sweat drip into your eyes? Shit stings.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's why you have eyebrows.

[–] superfes@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's why I shave them off...

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] fogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

long forehead hair would be hard to keep out of your face. there's survival fitness in not having hair cover your eyes /speculation

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net -1 points 1 month ago

If I look surprised, would my eyebrows be technically on my forehead, thus giving it hair? 🤔

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world -1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It houses your brain and absorbers impact... What's strange about that?

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Hair helps absorb impacts.

[–] speaker_hat@lemmy.one -1 points 1 month ago

Hairy Potter