am a girl
get very greasy and acne riddled during puberty
very much not pretty
have embarrassing moments when my period surprised me, bled through my pants onto seats several times
get severely debilitating cramps and have to stick cotton up there several times a day for a week every month
have to deal with this every month for another ~30 years
then get to look forward to menopause
yea wtf is his problem
Also I like long noses and hooked noses, I think they look cool and give character, my husband has one hell of a nose. Women can get hooked/long noses too.