this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2024
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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Trade offer meme

I receive: Stupid prompts that can be fun to draw and post without CP, small fandoms I don't know, bigotry and shit we don't want on Lemmy

You receive: Arts based on your promts drawn by a russian alcoholic, b\w, 200x200px, with a mouse, eternally posted on the lemmyverse under your prompt

ED: I'm too sleepy-eepy so I'd continue tomorrow.

ED: Slowly working on my backlog. I've not thought there would be more than 3-5 anons seeing that thread, lol.

ED: Seems like I resolved all recs. Thank you all. That was fun.

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[–] yemmly@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Caaan yooou stooop fooor aaa miiinute tooo taaalk abooout ooour looord aaand saaavior Goooooogle Chriiist?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A headshot of Tony Stark, like those where he's inside his Iron Man suit, only he's still configuring his Arch Linux btw.

[–] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

You are insufferable, Ginger. Next thing you'd say is that tendies are made out of chicken too!

Initially I thought about a chick being a WW2 pilot, an avian with metal wings making those doubting her amphibians, but chics from the Chicken Run movie arguing about enjoying food from KFC topped that without any challenge.

[–] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Well chickens eat egg shells

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[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

A tank that is also a ewe. A tank ewe.

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[–] aggelalex@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I wanna see the sea drowning in a man

[–] spaghetti_hitchens@kbin.run 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Maliciously drowning him or just indifferently?

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[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

When in the morning you are still having a lingering vision of you night's dream while gargling in the bathroom.

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[–] clark@midwest.social 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Drunk Irish sailor eating a banana.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

To fund his another adventure, this irish sailor promoted a fresh novelty: drinking shots made from frozen banana cuts. That's not like his idea failed per se, even though he didn't think of another way to produce them than spooning out the meat of banana and eating it himself before taking them to the freezer. But his generous soul made him give them off for free to everyone who walked by. He's not sad that it wasn't a working business model, but kinda afraid what many pounds of banana and booze would lead to the next time he wakes up.

[–] Yokozuna@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

That's our exclusive, for regulars only.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The CD cover art to the best album ever made.

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A dog riding a giraffe while having an animated conversation with an elephant walking alongside.

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[–] oessessnex@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A whale swallowing the world.

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[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My morning commit to the job. I mastered some spidy sense as to when the bus approaches my stop, so I have extra time half-awake.

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[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Draw something that makes you happy

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[–] pujamas@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A mouse dreaming of a house

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[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

“Yoghurtzilla”
спасибо

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[–] HaHaHamennn@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A tall man stands among the wind generators and tries to be like them

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[–] figjam@midwest.social 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

2 trains a diesel and a steam locomotive fighting each other.

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[–] hanke@feddit.nu 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Take any photo from my posts and draw a replica of it!

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