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[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 day ago

Jay and Silent Bob Christmas Special

I want it

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Pthat would be really similar to The Santa Clause

[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Liz@midwest.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a torrenting reference.

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ohhhh... Well that's kinda out of left field. I assumed it was related to the plant material cause... seeds

This place loves to tell everyone they use Linux and torrent. 🤷

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 111 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

It would be Seth Rogan dressed in Santa's clothing going, "heh, heh, heh," dropping weed down people's chimney for an hour and a half.

I can already see the bits:

First, he drops a dime bag down the chimney of the local DA. Now, "Santa" is wanted.

He also drops some down a chimney with a fire burning, so the decompressing parents immediately get a contact high.

While flying over Russia, he narrowly avoids rockets after realizing they're not fireworks.

Also, the slay gets grounded because people don't have "Christmas spirit," so he ends up getting pulled over by the police in a christmas slay.

Seth Rogan almost gets arrested until they realize he's "actually" Santa.

Santa Rogan gets back to the slay and finishes delivering cannabis to the entire world. The entire worlds population is high on Christmas and having a great time. News anchors giggle while delivering the news. They get back to the real Santa and apologize. Seth Rogan asks if he's still on the naughty list, Santa says, "I might need to make a new list for you," touches his nose, and dissappears. Roll credits.

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 63 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] dragonbringerx@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That does exist - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa's_Slay

An.... OK silly horror movie. Dont read the plot if you have any interest, just go for it.

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[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Clearly they meant for a queer stoner christmas movie

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

The entire worlds population is high on Christmas and having a great time.

There's a shot of a pair of every single conflicting group blazed and hugging each other.

Edit: The movie opens with cousins going on The Walk to avoid their fighting family, don't realize what happens, and ends with a shot of them coming home to find everyone happy

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 8 points 2 days ago

I love that shot. They leave at the start of the movie because of all the shouting, lose track of time, and come back at the end to peace and laughter

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You guys are fucking brilliant. I just want to see a mullah and a rabbi getting stoned together now.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (6 children)

You Don't Mess with the Zohan is pretty close.

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

christmas slay

Sleigh. Christmas Slay is a very different movie. I think it's good? I don't remember much about it lol

Edit: looked it up, it's great. It's got bill Goldberg chewing scenery. I should watch that one again.

Editx2: nope, that's santas slay. No clue about the Christmas Slay movie now that I think about it

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[–] confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It feels like this movie exists and is already 15 years old. We need to make it we can just pretend to remember the movie like a fever dream.

[–] xor@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago

i saw this movie and it was great… but the mandela effect deleted it from this timeline

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Santa wakes up and is like "Dude, where's my sleigh?"

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"What's mine say?"

"Holly. What's mine say?"

"Jolly! What's mine say?"

and so on

[–] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

“We’re hot elves!”

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Where's your sleigh, dude?"

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

Yasss queen, sleigh

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 points 1 day ago

These are the kinds of ideas Hollywood is dumb for not taking a chance on. We used to have hella dumb shit like that; and it was awesome!

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 59 points 2 days ago

Christmas Trees

[–] ByteMe@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It feels like we're more likely to get "Avengers: Saving Christmas" than "Two dumb ass friends have a Christmas adventure"

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

Not a movie but here is a comic:

https://lemmy.world/post/23537380

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago

Featuring Snoop Dogg as the voice of Rudolph.

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 20 points 2 days ago

Harold and Kurmar Save Christmas?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

You better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
He's getting you high.
Santa Claus is coming to toke.

[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

Okay, honestly, this idea is hella money, or whatever the kids say these days. Whoever makes this will surely be remembered for some time to come.

[–] H1jAcK@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago

And they get to smoke different weed from all across the world! Merry Christmas, everyone!

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Kind of reminds me of a DnD campaign prompt I read about once: A seer predicts a coming danger that has the potential to destroy their small kingdom. The king immediately takes action and seeks the greatest mercenaries that money can buy to protect his people. He provides his son, the high prince, with the full treasury, ever single gold piece, and sends him into the badlands to find their champions. The prince immediately blows the gold on hookers and drugs. Panicking and with the small chunk of change left, he hires a party of 5 inept misfits instead. You are those misfits. Good luck, champions.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Starring the same cast from Half Baked in A Half Baked Christmas.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is such a good idea. It would be one of those movies which have a 6.5 rating but you still enjoy it because it fits the vibe and is just stupid as hell.

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[–] WhyFlip@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Santa gets baked every single year going down all them chimneys.

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[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Just shut up and write the script. You can’t just give something this brilliant away!

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That totally sounds like a movie Cheech & Chong should have made, which I would have paid to see.

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[–] DaGeek247@fedia.io 7 points 2 days ago

It's a thought for sure.

[–] 1hitsong@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

Ho Ho Holy crap, I'm so hungry!

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