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[–] xilliah@beehaw.org 3 points 3 months ago

Do you ever feel like you're resuscitating a process by pressing Wait over and over? Do you ever find yourself saying: "Perhaps this one click it will have enough processing power to get through!"?

Introducing Resuscitate. With one simple click the operations system will do all that for you while you can replenish your caffeine.

If the process does not return to life and the last save game is from several hours ago Resuscitate goes into AI mode and targets the original developer in the past.

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Does it just overclock your cpu to introduce instability that might flip the correct bits back to their normal state?

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

They shouod also introduce Phone a Friend where it remotely opens a debugger on the dev's computer.