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[–] figjam@midwest.social 6 points 17 hours ago

When you delete its only worth $5

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you say something nice about the game to 2 friends where 1 friend pirates and the other buys, the company makes net 0 from the sales, and they tell 2 friends and so on. Then after buying company in bankruptcy, use remote exploit to delete all copies and send shares skyrocketing even more than OP.

[–] refalo@programming.dev 5 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

except most pirates would never have bought the product in the first place... so is it really a loss for the company?

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 points 3 hours ago

How do you know they never would have brought it if they made the choice to pirate it?

There are games I don't want to buy and I've never pirated those. The only games I pirate are ones I want to play.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

OP, like my, math is flawed in that deleting the game does not actually enrich the company, in case "woosh" was necessary.

Piracy, when the alternative was no purchase, still helps the company if it has a good product. Recommendations to others, and "popularity" benefits companies. Free to play games with "pay to win" features benefit from the same general model as "popularity through piracy", where the F2P only player base justifies more fame for paying to win.

[–] refalo@programming.dev 2 points 20 hours ago

I agree, I think Adobe/MS have even said in the past that they would prefer people steal their software if the alternative means they would use a competitor instead.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 284 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I’m in the games industry. This is exactly how it works.

[–] odium@programming.dev 148 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am in the finance industry. This is exactly how it works.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 106 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Im in the industry. This is exactly how it.

[–] cows_are_underrated 39 points 1 day ago

I am the Industry. This is exactly how it works.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I am in the industry.

You are in the industry.

We are in the industry.

This is the industry.

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

We live in an industry 😔

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago

Coo Coo Ca Choo

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm the industry. This is exactly how it works

[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf 2 points 21 hours ago

To be or not to be.

[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was laid off from the games industry. Please delete your pirated copies so I can come back.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I downloaded 5,000 pirated games and then deleted them again, call your boss next Monday, they can afford to pay your salary again now.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 22 hours ago

thank you for your service o7

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

hello in the games industry. This is exactly how it works.. I'm fest

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

No you r dad joke.

[–] odium@programming.dev 96 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

The hard part is having enough storage to pirate a $60 game a million times.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Open a million free accounts on some cloud storage website

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago

Dropbox, Google, Microsoft, AltaVista, Netscape Navigator...

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure the last time this happened, we got North Macedonia

[–] kryptonidas@lemmings.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just use cloud storage indeed, they may detect that it was already stored and just store it once but give many people access.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

rclone crypt

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 15 points 1 day ago

I just use btrfs duplication so it’s easy and doesn’t waste additional space. Pirates of old used caves near an X, but risk of must. I don’t use X because of musk.

[–] sep@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] coronach@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Does it count as a pirated copy if it's deduped? 🤔

[–] sep@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Just because the datablocks are deduplicated the filenames would be uniqe.

[–] coronach@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 17 hours ago

But would that mean that a symlink is also a pirated copy? 😄

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Symbolic links! 59,999,999,999 of them

[–] ilikecoffee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He said 60 million not 60 billion!

[–] amon@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

meh, only $59.94 billion off

Just download a few copies of Little Samson.