I dunno how it is in the US, but in the UK cats are considered "free spirits" and therefore their owners can't be held accountable for the cat's actions.

Jon can breathe easy.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 67 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Jet fuel cooks a mean lasagna

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

/whisper Sir, a second meatball has hit the plate.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

9/11 is on a Monday next year!

[–] Laser 4 points 2 days ago

What's the difference between 9/11 and Mondays?

Tap for spoiler

Garfield hates Mondays

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

I love this

[–] Laser 26 points 2 days ago

[–] Sternburgexport 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mr. Arbuckle, a second Lasagna just hit the monday.

[–] Laser 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Monday is more of a pie day actually

EDIT: A second pie about to hit the Monday

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Wow it's actually true!

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

This would also be a great Garfield Minus Garfield