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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 70 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Is it too late to get a refund for the Louisiana Purchase?

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 33 points 2 weeks ago

We bought it for pennies. Imagine the ROI.

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What I wouldn't give for my state to be part of France rather than this US bullshit.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Illinois et Arquensas

I second the motion of making the Louisiana Refund real.

[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 60 points 2 weeks ago

As someone who just moved from the west into "the REAL US" ... this shit is old and broken and slow as fuck and everyone just accepts it like it's supposed to be that way.

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 37 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

NY, Florida, Texas, California are the only states, the rest is Ohio

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

if your state has a natural border, it's real. otherwise it's a prank. Which square state are you from, the one shaped like a square or the one shaped like a rectangle. get real motherfuckers

[–] Draghetta@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And to think Africans complain about their rectangle borders, Americans are just fine!

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

typical yank, africans don't complain about rectangle borders, they complain about straight lines.

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[–] ColonelThirtyTwo@pawb.social 37 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

STOP doing manifest destiny

Nations were never supposed to span from coast to coast

Want to have more coastline anyway? We have a solution for that: it's called a PENINSULA

[–] DmMacniel 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Stalin: our nation should span from coast to coast

Putin: I won't be satisfied with just the Crimea peninsula

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

Iberian Peninsula is so hot right now

[–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

If you want more coastline, all you have to do is measure with more accuracy.

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[–] Spezi 36 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Left: Mental Illness

Right: Mental Illinois

[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Mental Illinois sounds like a sick band name

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There seems to be a mistake with this map, Minnesota is a Canadian province

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Colorado: Real US

Rest of the states: Mental illness

[–] Sneezydinosaur@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

True. Also how is Florida not mental illness? SMH my head.

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Despite the fact that I have family in florida, I would definitely swap florida and California status, least Cali does something good for the country with their tech innovation and privacy laws. I can't recall the last time Florida did something good

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

Florida will be part of the sea in the near future. You don't have to worry about them for much longer.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As a Californian I can say thats probably the least we give since we have a shit tonne of different industries within the state. Reminder we are the fourth largest economy in the world.

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The moon landing launched from there., and that's about all I'm willing to give them.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Miami Vice was pretty good though.

[–] parody@lemmings.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

🎶my head my back ..........🎶

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[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

Smh my head yes

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[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 11 points 2 weeks ago

So THAT'S what the psychs meant when they said I was living in a state of mental illness..

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sooner or later Florida won't be a state anymore.

[–] Eyelessoozeguy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] kurtrude@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missourah.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Florida just shouldn't exist and I'd probably move California over to the other side. But on the whole I think this pic is passable.

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[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

The line is so....vertical. Incorrect but funny.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

A yes, the eternal september of 1806

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I always knew California was a bedrock of metal illness

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

states in the northeast

"we are the Midwest! :D"

"whelp, it's retarded. honey, look away." loads shotgun

[–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] teije9@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nevada exists but only for Fallout new vegas

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[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Anyone care to explain to European noob what this means?

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Originally the US expanded quite slowly, due to difficulties in travel and surveying. States were small and communities were close together, about as far apart as a person could walk in a day. At the end of the 1700s, it was only about as big as the blue area in the post above. But in the 1800s, after the Louisiana Purchase, we began to very aggressively expand westward. The construction of the Intercontinental Railroad helped immensely, and towns were being built almost faster than they could name them. The government began giving away land for cheap or sometimes free for anyone who could develop it. Native Americans were forced off their land and onto reservations. State borders became straight lines encompassing vast areas.

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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Alternative States of Dumbfuckistan

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's all turtle island as far as I am concerned

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