I advocate overthrowing Elon Musk directly off the end of a long pier.
this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2024
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Piers aren’t tall enough; I’d go with placing him underneath one of those Falcon Heavy’s at liftoff. Or out of an airlock into the void of space.
And into a submersible held together with duct tape.
Good idea we need to challenge him to touch bottom in the Mariana tench. Be the first ass hat to do it.
Until the US is capable of appropriately taxing a scumbag scoundrel piece of shit like Musk, I'm ashamed of my country.
The SEC is the only Institution seemingly going after him.
God that guy sucks.
F this guy...
fuck
Don't mind me I'm just here to corrupt the children you tried to spare
I can't wait for him to just give them all cheap Neuralinks and be able to quietly cause a revolution and overthrow governments that way.
vote for me and Ill give you a repreive from the ads.
Vote for my interests and I'll re-enable dick functionality.
Vote for my interests and Ill stop endless period bleeding. For men and women.
But I love that feeling of pulling a half-congealed wad of blood out of my dick hole.
I can't wait for Neuralink to shut-down leaving it's "users" with unsupported hardware. Just some some desperate dude-bros frantically looking up how to disable the E-girl app or at least get her to stop suggesting we do horrible things to small animals and children.
I’m excited for people to program viruses for it.
Bonus points if they call it the WOKE mind-virus.
Headline: Woke mind virus restores cognitive functions to indoctrinated users.