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The story could have ended right there (lemmy.world)
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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

He would not have won that fight.

But the group's introductions would get a lot shorter.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When they started singing about what I hated and fucking with the dishes I’d have lost it and showed them how Bilbo Baggins hates.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates—
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!