Placing a billion conveyor belts, strip mining a planet with no regard to the pollution I caused, and full scale genocide against the native bugs who already lived there.
Sorry, biters, I gotta launch my rocket.
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Trafficking humans, putting them in tiny 1x1m cages where they cannot sit, force them to do cheap labour, separate their children at birth, and kill them if they are too expensive...
Fuck I love Minecraft!
Fishing
I didn't realise our poaching laws were that severe
Beating wild animals into submission, capturing them and putting them to work in a shack I built in the woods.
Bringing democracy to the wider galaxy.
Spreading democracy for the glory of Super Earth!
Rolling up the contents of a town into a big, sticky ball.
aaaaaand the song is in my head again.
Which one?
Katamari theme song probably. It's pretty catchy.
You're right, I was thinking of katamari by femtanyl XD
Poluting the environment with my selfbuild automated factorys and thus enrage the local bug population (wich i sadly now have to nuke)
Driving a truck without a license and transporting goods incorrectly declared (Euro Truck Simulator 2)
ETS and gta might not be so different after all
Killing Nazis
Good thing I don’t have to worry about that ever happening IRL…
I hope we stop the problem before we actually have to begin killing, education would be a nice start
Either saving the universe from Twitter, or doing a silly dance, depending on the hour.
saving the universe from Twitter
Mastodon Simulator Beta?
Or he integrated gamification into his workflow to the absolute max and is running an instance
Nothing because no one's alive anymore - gtfo Animal abuse and slavery - Palworld
It wasn't me! It was an unfortunate manure explosion!
Pounding enemy cities into submission with catapults.
Osha violations (Portal 2)
Building a City without permits and govermental and democratic oversight while making every street into it a toll streets
Cities skylines?
Yup
Killing mr house
Mass murder by axe. I killed several hundred looters in one day. Everyone thanked me though.
Building a miles-long cobblestone road through mountains and over frozen rivers to a farming village from my house on a snowy plain then entering peoples homes while they sleep and cleaning them out of any food and valuables. Also crop theft.
And maybe pushing that wild pig into my fenced in pasture from the mountainside because I didn't have any carrots to lure him in willingly.
What dat games name?
... what crime are you getting arrested for?
all of them
Assault, battery, torture, stalking, breaking & entering, trespassing, destruction of property, illegal search & seizure, tampering with evidence, aiding & abetting, reckless driving, speeding, operation of an unlicensed vehicle, unlawful interception, child endangerment, unlawful imprisonment, conspiracy, and, of course, vigilantism
But absolutely zero murder
What is Batman?
Trespassing the chernobyl exclusion zone. Maybe murder and/or spying.
Which part of stalker?
The gamma modpack. Just finished the storyline. Quite good. True Stalker is next :D
Nice, I have only recently started playing stalker and I'm playing shadow of chernobyl right now
Ah yeah I wish you a lot of fun then. I just loved the atmosphere these games created. Similar to the metro series. You should be able to find a few good mods on moddb for graphics, bugfixes and just quality of live mods if you want to try it. Though I would recommend not using many gameplay mods if you haven't played the series before
Thank you, I think I will stay vanilla until I am done with the original trilogy and then move on to GAMMA or Stalker 2 if that has a good release. I really love the atmosphere too
Fuck, i Last played Rinworld, so all of the warcrimes
Running someone over with a train (Factorio)
Animal Homicide (Hundreds of cases) and Cockfighting
Driving a Trabant through the desert. Occasionally shooting rabid bunnies.
What game is that?
Time travel and monster slaying? Also, staging a coup against the immortal emperor.
Killing the australian wildlife to please my villagers and digging up the whole place for shiny discs and amber. (Dinkum)
Killing zombies to keep the world safe for democracy
Funny enough the characters go to jail at the end for knowing too much so uh... Fuck...
Sounds like a boring distopia to me.
Minus the zombies (except when you count the mindless TikTokers) this might be no dystopia but reality, especially the jail part for knowing too much