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[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 161 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I've always pronounced it Ass-key

[–] AtomicHotSauce@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Count me amongst the Ass-keyers.

[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Welcome to the fold. First rule of 🍑 🔑: claim territory, and keep the isekai clan off our turf.

They give you trouble, you call me, captchisce? 🤌

[–] sevan@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was trying to combine Captcha with Capisce (pronounced capeesh, like an italian mobster) as a joke, but I'm not sure it landed 😅

[–] sevan@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Ah, I get it now. :)

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

There seems to be a rendering error in three places here.␄

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

😎 🇦 🇸 🇸 🇰 🇪 🇾 🔹 🇲 🇦 🇳 ™️

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Hey everybody, the Asskey Man's back!

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[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 49 points 1 week ago

I say ass key

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ASCII a stupid question and you get a stupid ANSI

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 week ago

ASCII a stupid question

if you’re ISO 8859-1

a stupid ANSI

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The joke is that 'isekai' in Japanese translates to "another world" in English. 1985 was truly another world, as anyone who was there might attest.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Oh right, the "hit by a truck" cliche.

[–] eleitl@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

So was 1975.

[–] logi@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You sure it wasn't IBM time travellers from 1985 sent her to ebcdic you?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Lemmy is the only place I've seen EBCDIC referenced, other than the college class that introduced me to it.

Lemmy is for sure the only place where I've seen a JOKE about it. Nerd.

I like you.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I worked for a credit bureau for a while and a product we had used a mainframe for billing customers. So the billing file was in EBCDIC.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Financial and health institutions are famously behind the times.

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[–] TGhost@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

isnt it a joke ? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isekai,

Ace-Qii as french, however,

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Quick, I need an American. How do you guys pronounce 'isekai'? Going off the correct Japanese pronunciation this post does not make any sense. These things aren't even close in the way I say them.

[–] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (4 children)

ih-seh-kai, and ASCII like ass-key. They aren't close, to me.

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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 8 points 1 week ago

Ee-sik-kai and ass key. I bet I'm double wrong but less wrong than OOP. There not close.

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

i usually would hear EE-seh-kai or EE-say-kai, given that its basically I and Sekai(meaning world in japanese) put together. so how you pronounce the latter should depend on how you pronounce the word Sekai

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

We don’t. We make you speak American, like god intended.

[–] HamsterRage@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

It seems more rikely, if hit by an IBM truck in 1985 that he would be ebcdic'd to Seattle.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even in japanese it's like asukii

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[–] ddplf@szmer.info 8 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Someone once told me that JWT is pronounced "jot", so I do. People call me a lunatic for it, but I still do.

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's missing an O sound, that's why you're a psycho

Please don't kill anyone whose net worth is <= 100m

[–] eleitl@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Maybe he's Welsh.

[–] DasSkelett@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

For me it will always be the James Web(b) Token.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

Jot. https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc7519#section-1

The suggested pronunciation of JWT is the same as the English word "jot".

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[–] PantanoPete@tucson.social 6 points 1 week ago (11 children)

This must be the guy who pronounces it Jif

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[–] hono4kami@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I had lived in Japan and can speak pretty good Japanese. I can say that this is just straight up wrong. LOL where does one even get this info

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

gaikokujin AMIRITE

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I've also heard "A S C I 2" which seems really weird.

[–] lamp@neon.nightbulb.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

One can find little quips like this in Usenet archives:

Donkey Button == Ass Key == ASCII

https://www.rocksolidbbs.com/computers/article-flat.php?id=8199&group=alt.folklore.computers#8199

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ahs-see. The hard C following a vowel and preceding a long vowel makes "ck" seem wrong to me.

[–] lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

More like asSY

[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

i pronunce iy AS CEE (c as in the first on ein the word "cicada") and EE SEH KAY (a as in bat, the "seh" part the e is like in net (thats why i put the h))

idk thats just how we pronounce it in spain

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