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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is disrespectful to George Washington the founder of America who was mostly Dicks.

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago

I heard that motherfucker had like... 30 god-damned dicks.

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I heard he was six foot eight and weighed a fucking ton.

Link for the uninitiated - https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So its now illegal to have more than 6 bananas in your home in Texas?

Sigh, this is gonna be an awkward call to mom..

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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ted Cruz ran out and is trying to hoard them all for himself.

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[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What if it was a dildo-gun?

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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 15 points 1 week ago

Need to make a proposal to limit cross walls to a maximum of 6 crosses.

[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

IANAL, but this law is (probably) not currently enforceable due to (among others) Lawrence v. Texas.

However, that was explicitly named as being on the chopping block, so at best it's "not enforceable yet"

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

You said "anal". Heh!

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 week ago (7 children)

This doesn't effect me, I don't shop at Walmart or have more than six holes.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 week ago

And yet they have such unearned pride as a bastion of freedumb.

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Don’t want to start WWIII but even I and my fifty buttplugs were surprised to hear that WALMART was selling sex toys.

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hairbrush and shampoo bottle sales about to go through the roof.

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[–] NinjaBluesman@discuss.online 12 points 1 week ago

If you get caught, just say its The Salad Mixxxer.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The new top post in this community. I hope everyone is proud of themselves. I know I am.

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Someone needs to make a Swiss army dildo.

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[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, I am just ~~cleaning~~holding all those for a friend.

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[–] mennorobert@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Texas is weird.

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