this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023
3 points (100.0% liked)

196

16303 readers
2131 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 3 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] littlecolt@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

You say: We aren't trying for a baby, but we're not avoiding it either.

I hear: I'm off my birth control and we're raw-dogging like 5 times a day.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

And when they do get pregnant I'm the asshole for saying "congratulations on your successful ejaculation!"

[–] gwildors_gill_slits@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago