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[–] impure9435@kbin.run 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

The thing that I find the most funny about this post, is the fact that you call this Italian

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Typical 'muricans being unable to comprehend anything besides English.

/s i don't mean to be racistyes i was a r/2we4u user, how'd you know?

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

how am i supposed to know how italians speak. i've never seen one

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

From my experience, they speak mostly with their hands

[–] theterrasque@infosec.pub 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

🫰🤙🫵👌✊🫳🫸🤲🤌

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They're not real, but they can hurt you.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 1 points 3 weeks ago

Ne sei sicuro?

[–] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 weeks ago

Blud could've chosen Runic, Egyptian, Ancient Romanian used by Vlad the Impaler, Mesapotamian or even Harappan Indic. But Italian is it.

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Let me simplify it: proceeds to print the same expression

[–] ChanchoManco@lemm.ee 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Typical AI behavior

Edit: and then it will gaslight you if you say the answer is the same.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 3 weeks ago

Fucking hate when do that.

You are repeating the same mistake.

I'm sorry for repeating the same mistake, here's a new solution with corrections *proceed to write the exactly thing already told it was wrong*

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 1 points 3 weeks ago

That's not italian that's obviously Unown

[–] abrahambelch@programming.dev 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Which language uses these signs? It truly looks like some kind of alien language

[–] nimpnin@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] chapapa@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Glagolitic script. Oldest known Slavic alphabet according to Wikipedia.

[–] stingpie@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This might be happening because of the 'elegant' (incredibly hacky) way openai encodes multiple languages into their models. Instead of using all character sets, they use a modulo operator on each character, to make all Unicode characters represented by a small range of values. On the back end, it somehow detects which language is being spoken, and uses that character set for the response. Seeing as the last line seems to be the same mathematical expression as what you asked, my guess is that your equation just happened to perfectly match some sentence that would make sense in the weird language.

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you have a source for that? Seems like an internal detail a corpo wouldn't publish

[–] stingpie@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't find the exact source–I'm on mobile right now–but the code for the gpt-2 encoder uses a utf-8 to unicode look up table to shrink the vocab size. https://github.com/openai/gpt-2/blob/master/src/encoder.py

[–] crispy_kilt@feddit.de 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Seriously? Python for massive amounts of data? It's a nice scripting language, but it's excruciatingly slow

[–] stingpie@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

There are bindings in java and c++, but python is the industry standard for AI. The libraries for machine learning are actually written in c++, but use python language bindings. Python doesn't tend to slow things down since machine learning is gpu-bound anyway. There are also library specific programming languages which urges the user to make pythonic code that can be compiled into c++.

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 1 points 3 weeks ago

Wow, an alien ion drive formula! Try to get warp drive out of it too!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 3 weeks ago

Title mentions speaking italian

Not a single hand gesture anywhere

I've been duped

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You may not understand, but we do.
Questo segreto rimarrà custodito gelosamente dalla stirpe italica. ◉‿◉

[–] MazonnaCara89@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No brother non possiamo tenere questo segreto fino alla fine

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 points 3 weeks ago

Non c'è scelta, se l'ultimo italiano dovesse lasciarci, allora anche questa informazione dovrà lasciare l'umanità

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

calls SISMI

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 points 3 weeks ago

Rememeber, whenever you break one spaghetto you break one heart 💔

[–] robigan@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How about go die in a hole?

[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Ah, I see you're using FartGPT instead of ChatGPT

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

is that the new model ?

[–] Blyfh@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

French pronunciation intensifies

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Cat, I farted.

[–] Vitaly@feddit.uk 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Kind of looks like the writing system of Georgian language but I'm not sure

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

No, this is Glagolitic script, an alternative to Cyrillic. Mostly used in old Slavic scriptures, was later replaced by Cyrillic and Latin.

Most Slavs themselves don't know how to read this