No foul language - i.e. French ๐คฎ
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
Justified. I was in Edinburgh with my family and we had a lovely outdoor table.
I went to the bathroom and our dinner came out while I was in the bathroom and a seagull STOLE MY GODDAMN ยฃ30 STEAK. Just hopped up on the table next to my brother-in-law and yoinked my medium-rare ribeye.
Fuck those sky-rats.
Your fault for sitting outside in Edinburgh tbf.
As if you wouldn't steal a ยฃ30 pound steak if it had zero consequences and no morals attached, besides that I don't think anything deserves to be abused before getting killed and especially not in public with children watching.
So you're saying he should had been more effective in killing the seagull in front of the kids
I do not understand why people are so upset about this. People kill vermin all the time in far more brutal ways.
Decorum.
The only correct answer. Idgaf about some sky rat, but I'd be a little shocked if someone snatched a seagull out of the sky near me and slammed it into a wall until it died.
I'd also not give a shit five minutes later and would probably regale my friends with the story of the seagull slammer.
And those people aren't any more right... Seagulls are actually pretty interesting, long-living, and intelligent creatures. They simply can't compete with humans, that's all.
Humans should be above this sort of thing.
They're a pain in the hole
Humans?
shouldn't 'av*
Seagulls are filth. The more domesticated ones will basically attack you at the beach if there's any food.
Hopefully we get seagull slaying more mainstream.
It's gonna end up like pigeons where they used to blot out the sky
Then we will fight in the shade.