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'Ate Seagulls (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by Godric@lemmy.world to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk

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[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Justified. I was in Edinburgh with my family and we had a lovely outdoor table.

I went to the bathroom and our dinner came out while I was in the bathroom and a seagull STOLE MY GODDAMN £30 STEAK. Just hopped up on the table next to my brother-in-law and yoinked my medium-rare ribeye.

Fuck those sky-rats.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Your fault for sitting outside in Edinburgh tbf.

[–] kattenluik@feddit.nl 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

As if you wouldn't steal a £30 pound steak if it had zero consequences and no morals attached, besides that I don't think anything deserves to be abused before getting killed and especially not in public with children watching.

[–] DudeDudenson@lemmings.world 1 points 6 months ago

So you're saying he should had been more effective in killing the seagull in front of the kids