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[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 71 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Panel 2 and the rest take place in a mirror universe

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Because their eyes are fixed in an absolute plane to the viewers perception. So to us it looks like they swapped seats, but that's just because we don't understand how their eyes work.

...this is why their eyes are jutting off their heads like that. It would make more sense if you had eyes like theirs, then you would understand this as a quirk of their universe.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 3 points 5 days ago

A wizard did it

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 33 points 5 days ago

They swapped seats between first and second frame

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 46 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Rogue droplets? What is this allergic to water or something? It’s a lot better than smearing shit all over your ass and smelling bad.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

I'm more worried about why it's getting in his balls. Are they exposed to the open air??

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No, thankfully my scrotum is, currently at least, fully intact. No butt-water in these balls!

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Easy fix, get a syringe and you can grab some toilet water to inject in your sac.

Hope this helps

[–] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You don't use a poop sock?

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I used to, but then I got a bidet. It’s like Sea World every time I poop now.

[–] Melt@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 4 days ago

It started as a joke that it’s a sock for gamers to poop in without having to leave the screen. Pretty sure no one’s actually done it but in today’s world, who knows…

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I'm more worried that her eyes aren't in her head.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my balls... 🎤

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'm more worried about when the tip touches something it shouldn't....

oh god public toilet nightmares

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

Witch's kiss

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 21 points 6 days ago

He calls it collateral, i call it cool mist breeze. Shit's a feature my dude

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago (3 children)

This is why you wipe dry afterwards.

I mean, why would you worry about drops of water on your balls when your whole ass is wet?

[–] r0ertel@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

It's working as designed. The sac is the mud flap, right?

If the water is cold I guess

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz -3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Its gonna dry anyway why waste the paper.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

This means either you're hanging your ass for quite a while in the bathroom, or you just walk around butt naked.

Otherwise, you'd have some soggy underwear.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 0 points 4 days ago

Wearing underwear. As soon as you pull up your pants its a little wet and you go on with life. It probably dries out in like half an hour.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

You have to use a regulator for controlling both temp and pressure, that will get rid of the residual splash stuff