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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 80 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

While it's easy to believe this came out of the '80s DARE campaign, it's fake, just in case anyone thought it was real.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Eh, it's close enough to Reefer Madness that the details don't matter more than the vibes

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

This sentiment here is why we live in a post truth world.

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[–] kazren@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I know I'm way late, but this is from the movie Blood Rage, which is set on Thanksgiving. This is actually what happens in this scene.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 59 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah man, guess I'll just stick with weed then

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 38 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Careful, if you take ten weeds it's equivalent to a whole marijuana

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Americans and their independent arbitrary standards

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

ten weeds to a marijuana sounds pretty base-10 to me, and therefore metric

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah you'd think that, but then 8 marijuanas is a joint and 3.33(3) joints are a high.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 48 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

“How did we lose the war on drugs? We outright lied and everything!”

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 weeks ago

Propaganda! If you tell people you won enough times, eventually they'll believe you.

In the meantime, you convert the whole legal and illegal drug industry into a money making market so that your shareholders can make a profit .... because in the end, Capitalists did win the war on drugs by profiteering from it.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 42 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Anti weed ads are so funny after trying it because I've had it like 3 times and the "worst" thing I've done is annoy people with my nonsensical ramblings about whales and automobiles after taking too much

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 14 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Mostly it just makes me withdrawn and annoyed because a lot of the time it doesn't fucking work and just makes things worse on ADHD innattentives.

Thus, in this essay, I will demonstrate that Ronald Reagan deliberately invented and spread ADHD as part of the drug war to create artificial scarcity so the CIA could sell more LSD and cocaine and

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I laughed at a four hour old joke I told myself when I was alone.

couldn't tell you what the joke was though, I was too high to remember.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago

that's so real though

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I do that normally anyways.

[–] WastingCommentSpace@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You invent and spread mental differences?? How?? Teach me your ways.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You already are different and now it is spreading. Good luck with your differences

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 27 points 4 weeks ago

Marijuana gave me the munchies so bad once, I cannibalized my family.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 25 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That happened to me, except instead of killing my friend, I ate too much corn bread and watched cartoons.

[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 3 points 4 weeks ago

Cornbread. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 25 points 4 weeks ago

Well yeah. If you’re ready to kill some fool then marijuana-ing once might not be enough.

Marijuana: maybe twice or thrice!

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Why didn’t the person taking the picture help Terry’s friend?

[–] considine@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 weeks ago

He was smoking the reefer, too! He sold that film for drug money.

[–] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 19 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I put thc extract in the cranberry sauce

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 2 points 4 weeks ago

sounds good man. some tang on that tang

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What the fuck even is "ad council"?

[–] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 24 points 4 weeks ago

“The Ad Council, founded in 1942, is an American nonprofit organization dedicated to producing and promoting public service announcements (PSAs) on behalf of various sponsors, including government agencies and nonprofits. It collaborates with advertising agencies that create these PSAs pro bono, addressing significant social issues with national relevance.“

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago

Marijuana is very dangerous. I know a guy who died after injecting it for the first time.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The damage these PSAs do cannot be understated

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 39 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

IDK.

Today I was high as balls and my MAGA uncle wouldn't stfu about tariffs and how King Trump is going to save all the white babies from starvation this winter.

I couldn't take anymore so I shoved his face into the gravy bowl until the bubbles stopped.

Thankfully grammy came in and slapped me away and pulled his head out. sucked the gravy out of his esophagus with a Turkey baster and he started to breathe again.

weed man, it's a gateway drug to murderous rage. I'll be moving on to something safer like meth. I gotta find a new dealer though, I almost killed my last one with a bowl of gravy.

[–] JohnyRocket@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 4 weeks ago

New copypasta just dropped

[–] Lommy@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Oh man that final sentence... 😂

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 points 4 weeks ago

Consequences !!

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 13 points 4 weeks ago

Yup. If there’s one thing I associate with getting high, it’s not the couch, snacks, or cartoons. It’s the violent bursts of homicidal insanity.

[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 12 points 4 weeks ago

Conveniently enough the kevin nealon-looking murderer is already in prison garb

[–] ubergeek@lemmy.today 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The real crime is his shirt.

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Also the pixel loss

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Whenever I smoke cannabis it also puts me into a murderous rage

[–] squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"I'll kill you... after I eat all these donuts and get off the couch."

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

"You know what? fuck that, you come to me. Bring a Knife too."

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

Oh damn, I thought it was safe, but that story proves it's not so safe as I thought.

[–] nfms@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 weeks ago

Can we get a CSI style story detailing everything that happened between taking the joint and getting into a murderous craze, and also where dafuq did he get that marijuana? 🤣

[–] nautilus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 weeks ago

Where the Blood Rage gang at

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Thanks for reminding me that I've got some gummies on the table.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 weeks ago

I gave Terry one more chance the year after, but he sniffed the turkey and suddenly started chasing the dog while wielding a carrot peeler.

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

But what if you're a cockroach and you can't go on?

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