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[–] MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 28 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What's funny is "deal with it" is exactly the point. The unironic way he proudly announces his preferred identity is laughable.

[–] Hawanja@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Does anybody really give a shit, if he's male? Like how does that change my life or affect anything or anybody anywhere? Seriously the egos of these freakin' snowflakes.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 21 hours ago (4 children)
[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Okay, so: Masturbation, and Performer.. basically he's telling us he's a wanker.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

For some reason, I'm thinking "cigars" in that context isn't about two guys just hanging out, actually lighting up tobacco products?

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[–] Allero@lemmy.today 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

This instantly gets better when worn by a trans individual

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Born Male

Trans individual

Assigned gender at birth

🤔

[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

You identify as a cis heterosexual he/him and AMAB?

Good for you, you know that was always an option regardless of the LGBTQ movement?

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 hours ago

I 'love' it when someone belonging to the most priviliged group there is acts like they're oppressed. Like, oh you're a cishet male he/him? Good for you, I don't care.

[–] chamomile@furry.engineer 19 points 1 day ago

@FlyingSquid "Ok, then. That was always allowed!"

If he's proud of fucking a man, that's fine. Weird way to write it, though.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago

So he's saying he's a proud, boy?

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 94 points 1 day ago (19 children)

As a man, I have never been "proud" to be a man, I mostly feel ambivalent about it, it is who I am, I'd rather be proud about my actions than my gender.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 15 hours ago

[Insert meme of cyclist putting a stick in their own spokes]

These people need to be a victim fighting against an enemy, real or not. That's why they're so aggressively straight, white, and male...

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Same. I'm no more proud of being a man than I am proud of having a nose.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

YES, I have a nose,

YES, I smell things,

DEAL WITH IT

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago

Fuck those woke liberals and their smellings!

[–] socsa@piefed.social 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But what a fine nose it is.

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[–] ftbd 26 points 1 day ago

The biggest offense here is calling something without sleeves a jacket

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Call him "ma'am" and see how upset he gets when you misgender him

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 hours ago

brown hair and pronouns >:(

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago

Hmmm, on the other hand, he's a fragile man child with a gun, and historically that goes bad for people with my complexion.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 143 points 1 day ago (9 children)

That's a very complicated way to spell "insecurity".

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Thats a lot of words just to say "I'm a dumbass"

[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 102 points 1 day ago (11 children)

According to the handkerchief code, he's a bottom that gives handies

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I used to wear a black kerchief around my left wrist when I was hiking, for wiping sweat and washing face, TIL I'm a strong SM top when I'm on the trails. Not quite sure what that means but I'm willing to learn.

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[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I cannot with these codes... "Cop". "Copsucker" 😭

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Man, and I thought Pokemon was complicated.

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[–] peetabix@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He's proud fucking men. Good for him.

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 6 points 1 day ago

i love the hanky

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

He got tired of people not knowing he was a male I guess

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Just think about the sad, long life of Janet... This man's first cousin and long time beard that microwaves his Hormel chili each night.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some people would have just cut their hair to give the societal cue about their gender, but I give this guy credit for making a special pronoun vest instead of conforming.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As if the truck nuts weren't a clue.

[–] Railing5132@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Gender-affirmimg truck surgery

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