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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 71 points 1 day ago (1 children)


Hermione is mad at him. Maybe since she's with Ron, she suppresses all her naughty thoughts about Fred and George.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Malfoy suppresses his rage. He knows for sure that Fred had a bigger dick, but has to settle with George's piece.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Which begs the follow up question: are all Slytherins bottoms?

Follow up, follow up: Was Voldemort a bottom?

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

This thought is supported by the little known fact: his nickname was He Who Must Not Be Bottomed

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 97 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Have to admit it's a good question

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 45 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Welp...I went down an NSFW image search rabbit hole and, although far from being conclusive, my opinion is that yes, the penises are pretty much the same on identical siblings (saw a few triplets).

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Beggs the follow up question do identical female twins have the same breast size if they are approximately the same body weight

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

From being a female twin

Yeah, close enough. Personally I'm like 6 inches taller and weigh more because birth trauma, but we are identical. Twin is shorter in general, but just imagine shrunk a bit but proportionate. However you spell that.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 13 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Points to smaller twin I want a girl like her, but Supersized.

"Funny you should say that..."

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago

They do a shared Tinder and then when someone swipes to accept, then they prompt for "would you like to supersize", so they know which sister gets the match.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Unfortunately for them, I am married and have been for awhile now. And my twin is asexual!

At least it wouldn't be the guys who want both of us together, always hated that.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Twins are identical, and mirror twins are identical in every way except their features are swapped.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Ah, mirror universe twins? One dresses more provocatively.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

and has a goatee

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

And tend to be a bit campy

[–] Mora@pawb.social 3 points 21 hours ago

Can you provide these images ... for science?

[–] saruwatarikooji@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

I can actually answer this one. I'm a fraternal twin. I can confidently say that my dick is bigger than my twin brother's. As for how I know that... As kids we had no issues bathing together... And later in life we just never cared about either being nude. Nothing sexual just a straight up lack of feelings one way or the other.

Also I lived with him and his gf for a bit and she accidentally walked in on me as I was getting out of the shower and her exact words were "I hooked up with the wrong twin"... Unfortunately for her I'm gay.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 30 points 1 day ago

Classic nature versus nurture debate. Assuming identical male twins, anyway. Anything else and the answer is far more likely to be "no". Bob probably has a bigger D than his twin sister Sally. Probably.

But once you narrow it down, well, they really ought to be the same unless something significant happened to one and not the other. Note that the significance of that thing might not at first appear to be significant, however.

e.g. Maybe one time and only one time, Mom or Dad fed one of them twice by accident when the twins were infants and then had to the feed the hungry one "again" when he wouldn't stop crying (if they realised the error or not).

That one extra bottle of milk with no other differences might have made for a lifetime of difference between the two. And you still can't be sure which one would end up better endowed. Maybe something latent in the twins' genes would gives a hungry baby the advantage later in life, so to speak.

ETA: If this sort of thing is your cup of tea, you might find pictures out there on the internet. If it isn't, you might want to perform the same experiment using women's attributes instead. I understand certain forms of twin "art" are quite popular.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

She's mad because she doesn't know the answer

[–] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Some twins have different size of boobs so not necessarily?

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Aren't breasts mostly fat so they're more affected by nutrition?

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

Mind if I borrow that line?

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not really. There are plenty of skinny girls with large breasts.

Well I didn't mean to say that nutrition is the only factor, just one of them

[–] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

Single vs multiple eggs twins, I assume?

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Bau Bau ↘️↘️

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Do twins look the same naked? Do siblings? Do sisters have the same boobs? Do brothers have the same balls?

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 72 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 4 points 20 hours ago

This is incredible!

[–] tetris11@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Beautiful, just beautiful. This! This is why we're spending all that effort unwrapping those scrolls that Vesuvius tried to bury for some reason all those millennia ago.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

brothers have one identical ball and one unique ball.

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[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 day ago

Thanks to the power of the internet....you can definitely answer this for yourself.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sometimes. Once out of the hatch, environmental factors change each individual potentially in a different way. So while the template might be the same at start, further mutations can branch out in other aspects.

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 20 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I have a science question. What factors contribute to growing a bigger dick?🤔

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

More testosterone during the growth phase. So in theory, if one is leading a life that produces more or less testosterone, then they could be different.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 points 22 hours ago

You gotta get the right kit. Ever grown crystals?

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[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Where's the hidden mouse in this one? I just can't find it.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Up the interviewee’s butt. It brings him confidence.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The quality that my app is loading this image is terrible - is that it within the hair on the woman's shoulder?

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

yeah he’s very shy but he’s there

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