this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2024
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[–] Gort@lemm.ee 2 points 10 hours ago

Waldo Jeffers tried that with unexpected consequences.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

What's that white below her eyes?

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Its eye makeup 👁️👁️

[–] SolarPunker@slrpnk.net 8 points 17 hours ago

Sigint: Uh, [Naked] Snake... What are you doing? // Naked Snake: I'm in a box. // Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...? // Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge—more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box. // Sigint: Destiny...? // Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness. // Sigint: ... // Snake: Does any of that make sense? // Sigint: Not even a little. // Snake: You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

Lemmyshippost

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You... probably need an enclosed box to ship anything, not 3-4 cardboard panels.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 26 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 16 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I hope you ended up ok after.

[–] Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The anime is actually called "Bocchi the Rock!". I was just joking about Jojo's.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 9 hours ago
[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Instructions Unclear: I shi~~p~~t myself

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 12 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I feel like this today. I was laid off.

[–] needthosepylons@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Damn bro/sis, that hurts. Take care of yourself through those dark times. Wishing you the best..

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Good luck, that’s stressful. Hope it gets better!

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

If you can tell me where that is, I'll do it. :(

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

Just launch me into the sun, problem solved