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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 33 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

Wild turkeys fly very short distances, kinda like a jump on the moon. They freak out and sling feathers everywhere, travel in groups, and collectively make a fuck-ton of noise.

I’m pretty sure we started eating them just to shut them the fuck up.

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 16 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

collectively make a fuck-ton of noise

Wow, they really are the perfect mascot for the US

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

We started eating them because they are delicious.

[–] Antiproton@programming.dev 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Turkey tastes like packing material. We started eating them because we were starving in the wilderness.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Damn, you've either had horrible turkeys, or you have delicious packing material. That said, I read in The Tenth Legion, which is a book by a legendary turkey hunter, that compared to wild turkey, farmed turkeys taste like compressed cardboard. So I guess you're onto something. Try a free-range turkey next time, or a wild turkey if you're able.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Someone was just posting yesterday about how wild turkeys taste like shit compared to farmed turkeys.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

They have almost no fat, so you have to cook them correctly or they're awful. But if you cook them correctly they're delicious.

[–] Unknown1234_5@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

They can fly, but more so to get up in a tree than to go somewhere. Source is that I used to have turkeys until some stray dogs killed them all.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

They will definitely fly to get away. They can fly 50 mph, which is crazy for a 30 lb bird.

[–] Unknown1234_5@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah I meant like they're not gonna fly long distances

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That's true, but I think it's amazing that they can fly at all, let alone fly wicked fast.

[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

You'd have to fly that fast if their wingspan isn't large enough. Would probably have to be like 20-30 ft for a 30 lb bird.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

Turkeys can fly! Up to 50 mph!

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 26 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe not far, but they can. I’ve seen a pack? Gaggle? Fly over a fence. I’ve seen one fly up into a tree as well

Source: there’s turkeys all over my city

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 22 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

Wild turkeys can fly short distances. Domesticated turkeys can't because they've been bred to have huge breasts

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Like big ol bags of sand.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 13 points 21 hours ago

Hubba hubba

[–] janNatan@lemmy.ml 10 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

I have huge breasts, Greg. Could you breed me?

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

They're plummetting to earth like sacks of wet cement!

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 4 points 16 hours ago

If you throw em hard enough

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago
[–] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 5 points 20 hours ago

Bailey > Jennifer

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 14 hours ago

I was blown away when I first saw a wild chicken fly. I always thought they were flightless because I had only seen domesticated chickens up to that point.

Wild turkeys can also fly, and those things are all over Mariposa.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 5 points 21 hours ago

I'm even in Cincinnati!