Yes, Jizz.
Are you sure Riker doesn’t perform jizz?
this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2024
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Riker got that taken care of before even joining the academy.
All crew report for mandatory jizz-ectomy
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I've been watching star trek (TNG, DS9, Voyager) and still don't get the red shirt reference. I know it's about them getting killed all the time but I just don't see it.
In TOS, there were more characters in red shirts than any other color. So of course most deaths were characters wearing a red shirt. Proportionally, I believe it was actually yellow with the highest mortality rate.
Cause you didn't watch the series the meme is made upon (TES)
The edgy series? The excellent series? The ecstatic series? The evil series? The Elvin series? The e-coli series? The epinephrine series?
:p
I had to.
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I have both tshirts, my trustworthiness also happens to fluctuate wildly based on my apparel.
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Probably because of the virtues that each fan seem to seek with their choice…
Jizz was first mentioned in canon in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi junior novelization, authored by Ryder Windham and released in 2017.
Oh, then they absolutely knew.
The Return of the Jedi novelization introduced the term "jizz-wailer" to describe a musician, but the term "jizz" as the name of the musical style was not introduced until the publication of Tales from the Mos Eisley Cantina, twelve years later.
The original RotJ novelization was released in 1983. Don't discount Legends!
Yeah, that unfortunate term has been around forever. I think I first ran across it in a West End Games sourcebook from 1990-ish.
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Ya like Jizz?
Some of those jizz wailers have some real spunk to play in a dive bar in Mos Eisley
We don't have a style of music called jizz, because we classify our birds with it instead.
So I could talk about the jizz all over those boobies (or tits) and not have it be NSFW?
That's how I make it through the dark times.