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[–] udon@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Look at his hairline. He's balding anyway so just gave it a try to see if he likes it. Made a PR campaign out of it, end of story

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 13 hours ago

Cut ✌️

It πŸ‘‰

Out πŸ‘

🫢

[–] nothingcorporate@lemmy.today 85 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Being mad about this instead of Dave Coulier "dating" Alanis Morisette when he was in his 30s and she was 17 is like being mad at Obama about wearing a tan suit and not all the drone bombings or mass-deportations.

We're bad at picking what to be pissed about.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 25 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Well you say that, but this Stamos guy is a fucking asshole, why didn't he simply go rogue and shave his head and shutdown whatever production he is working on while his hair grows back, like those people working on it with him can take a few months without pay

[–] TheMinions@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

This was my first thought. I bet his hair has it’s own contract and he couldn’t break it.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

I thought we all learned from Cavills cgi upper lips in the whedon JL cut that actors don't own their likeness during filming

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

It really did rain on my wedding day and I did not see the irony of the situation. We were inside so it really wasn't a problem.

[–] Outhouse_dayz@lemmy.world -5 points 21 hours ago

Came here to say , who cares if the pedo has cancer ffs.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 140 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

What did Dave think of it? None of us matter if Dave actually appreciated the (albeit minimal, noncommittal) gesture

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 66 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah this is between them. Leave them alone or offer support. Negativity won't help anything

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

If it was between them they wouldn't be posting it on social media

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

don't put it on Twitter if you don't want people seeing it and possibly talking shit. it's not between them anymore. social media has fucked people's brains, main character syndrome.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Did they put it on twitter? The picture appears to show it being made by an account unrelated to them

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

well they posted it somewhere didn't they

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee -4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Well wasn’t he dating Alanis Morisette when he was 30 and she was 17

Edit: in 92. So she was 17/18 and he was 32/33

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 18 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

How's that relevant to the bald thing?

Not defending it, but what's it have to do with Dave liking the gesture or not

[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 19 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

So what you’re supposed to cut your arm off to support a one armed friend?

Cut it out!

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Hehe, β€œcut it out”. Hehe.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Well if it grew back like hair….

[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago

Right. I’m calling out the person in the screenshot who compared it to arms.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

And the easiest way to lose a few pounds. Win-win!

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 32 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Ok, I kinda get it. His looks are his living, without those he has nothing. But seeing as that is the case, he might have found another way to support his friend rather than an empty, performative stunt.

[–] john117@lemmy.jmsquared.net 35 points 22 hours ago

rather than an empty, performative stunt.

looks to me both parties are enjoying themselves in the photo, doesn't look empty or performative at all. if Dave Coulier was cool with it, thats all that matters imo

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 21 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't shaving one's head an "empty performative stunt"? It doesn't provide any benefit to the cancer patient.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think so if you're fond of your hair. Even if it grows back, it's a symbolic sacrifice in solidarity--a nice firm hug. A bald cap feels like a limp hug or a pat on the head.

[–] DmMacniel 1 points 17 hours ago

a pat on the head.

I would love that, ngl.

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 28 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I see nothing wrong with doing a gesture in support of a friend.

[–] Shir0a@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

I think what people see as wrong with it is these sorts of gestures are usually actually shaving your hair off in support. As a way of saying you're in this together and there to support the individual. This method comes off as disingenuous because you can just take the cap off and go back to your normal life, the other person can't.

Ultimately it's between them, but if you're going to publicize it. It comes off as shallow and an attempt at making yourself a part of someone else's illness

[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago

A. Who gives a fuck if Stamos didn't actually shave his head.

B. Fuck Dave Coulier.

[–] brightandshinyobject@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wonder if they can cut it out.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

John checking his xitter replies like "oh mylanta 😩"

[–] DmMacniel 6 points 1 day ago

cutting out fake drama? they can't, they crave it.

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 14 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Coulier looks good bald. Stamos, not so much.

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Stamos looks unnatural in a way I'm surprised by.

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago

I think when you're probably shooting (as in filming) stuff you can't just shave your head in the middle of an ongoing project.

Otherwise I'd agree with the sentiment he should actually shave his hair but in this specific circumstance it doesn't feel disingenuous.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 7 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

I wish I looked as good bald as they do. I have a head as lumpy as an overripe orange.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Very true! I look like an overripe fruit and I smell as though that fruit were a durian.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Which is considered a delicacy in some places. All about knowing your people.

[–] DmMacniel 2 points 17 hours ago

Durian may smell awful but damn is it tasty. Like vanilla pudding.

Maybe he expected the fans to have mercy on him.

[–] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 21 hours ago

This reminds me of that reddit story about a mom who was pissed and went off on a hair stylist who wouldn't shave his head for her daughter who had cancer

You can support someone without shaving your head. Using a bald cap is just disingenuous.