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[–] BoiLudens@lemmy.world 57 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Man ring inflation hits hard

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 52 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Don't blame me, I voted for Dr Eggman.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

I'm 40 and this is funny 🤣

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 48 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You can't run from your problems forever Sonic.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 27 points 6 days ago

The problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago (3 children)

aren't most hedgehogs homeless

don't they just kinda hedgehog around looking for grass or bugs or chicken nuggets or whatever the fuck they eat

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 25 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Chicken nuggets probably, because it's fast food

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If more of them learned to share the hedge, this would not be the case.

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

That got a chuckle out of me, ya bastard

[–] iluminae@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Chilli dogs, actually

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A transient obsessed with speed who befriends a minor and beats up a portly old man.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 6 days ago

A transient obsessed with speed who befriends a minor and beats up a ~~portly old man~~ scientist with a doctorate.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 9 points 6 days ago

https://animanswers.com/hedgehog-nests/

Do Hedgehogs Dig Dens to Live In?

When hedgehogs burrow, they aim to create a shelter where they can nest and sleep easily. As our spikey friends sleep for long periods, sometimes as much as 18 hours a day, they need somewhere safe to sleep without fear of predators.

However, while it will serve as their home, it will be a temporary home. Most hedgehogs only stay in their burrows for a short time before leaving. Usually, they’ll only stay in that specific burrow for a few nights before moving to find another one.