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[–] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 108 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (9 children)

Bullet vending machines? Just in case you find yourself running low on bullets while out and about in the city? "Damn it. They're out of Snickers bars so I guess I'll just settle for some 9mm."

[–] einkorn 32 points 6 days ago

'murica, fuck yeah!

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)

For when you run out of 5.56 before third period biology

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[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

An entire country of fucking cowards 😂

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[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 days ago

The world would be better off if certain people ate a bullet. But those people usually are not in the vending machine target demographic.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

The morning riot used 2 more mags than usual.

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[–] hannesh93 90 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Why does a vending machine even have AI in the first place?

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 67 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Because it is currently the most advanced way to pretend you are doing age verification when really you aren't that is available on the market.

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[–] Starbuck@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

Things like this are literally just so that there is a test case to make it up to the Supreme Court. They do something ridiculous that obviously violates the intent of the law but mostly stays inside the letter of the law, in hopes that the Supreme Court will take it up and overturn the law. So, yes, the fact that the vending machine can technically sell bullets to minors is a feature, not a bug. Why is their endgame getting rid of age restrictions for firearms and ammunition? You’d have to ask the death cult themselves about that one.

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[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 days ago

"I've got bullets with your name on them! Wait that didn't come out right..."

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 42 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Ok, how about no bullet vending machines because that’s obviously dystopian and if you desperately need bullets and can’t wait to get to a gun shop you have bigger issues

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Can't wait for single use, plastic, vending machine guns ala Cyberpunk 2077.

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[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 55 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Why in the everliving fuck is that a thing anyone needed? Just go to a gun store and show your ID if needed for fucks sake

We don't need a new way to buy bullets, we certainly don't need a vending machine for them, and if we're getting one anyway it certainly doesn't need AI, who the fuck dreamt this up and thought it was a good idea??

Amoral greedy hateful conservatives.

But I repeat myself.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago (3 children)

As a big proponent of the 2A and generally in favor of less restrictions, I also don't see the point. Here are the times I'd need ammo:

  • at the range - just call someone over and they'll deliver it to you
  • before going hunting - I'm heading to the hunting store anyway, I'll just pick some up there
  • a trip to BLM land to go shooting - pull from stash and refresh it w/ an online order
  • when picking up a new gun - gun stores tend to have ammo

Vending machines tend to be in more urban environments, and if I'm there, I either already have ammo (if I'm carrying concealed) or I'm not carrying a firearm anyway. In the rare situation where I'm carrying a firearm w/o ammo (why?), I'm not going to stop and load my gun in public, so why go to the vending machine?

I don't see any good reason for this to exist. Either order online or pick up along w/ other stuff at the gun store. A vending machine is going to be out of whatever caliber I want anyway and they'll probably get restocked rarely, so even a mild convenience would likely end up being an inconvenience. So even if it was safe, it's not solving any problems.

As someone w/ young kids, I definitely don't want to make access to ammo easier for casual gun owners. Gun enthusiasts already know where to get ammo, this is just going to be a target for bored kids.

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 16 points 5 days ago

It's like society wants to be all the fucking worst parts of Mega Man Battle Network

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Hey everyone, lockpickinglawer here. Today I'm going to show you how you can open one ammo vending machine with another ammo vending machine.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Alternate #1: your pickup truck's steel bumper.

Alternate #2: your cousins Oxy-acc torch

Alternate #3: bricks. Lots of bricks.

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[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

America is the stupidest damn place that has ever existed

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago (4 children)

To be fair, England also exists

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

England still claims 10% of American stupidity as debt service.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I find it far less disturbing.

Yeah looking at the history it's very problematic, but England has always retained a some sense of.. morality. Fuck monarchy and all, but I find it very challenging to imagine the UK going as insane as the US is currently.

Like when you read shit like this, I know who I favour historically:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bamber_Bridge

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[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Actual ammo vending machines. That can be tampered with. Great.

Could we not Torment Nexus the rest of Bioshock, please?

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[–] Free_Opinions@feddit.uk 23 points 6 days ago

Any vending machine can be hacked. We used to get free sodas from one twenty years ago.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Remember when RoboCop dispensed bullets to anyone that did not show ID?

[–] Bogasse@lemmy.ml 28 points 6 days ago (6 children)

"It is easy for an underaged purchaser to go online and click they are of legal age, purchase ammunition, and have it shipped to their house," added Magers

WTF America, do amo marketplaces really have the same security standards as p**nhub ?

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 days ago

Don't be silly. Porn sites could permanently scar kids for life when they see a nipple, obviously they need much better protection than something benign like shipping explosives to their house /s

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

WTF America, do amo marketplaces really have the same security standards as pornhub ?

FTFY

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[–] Zier@fedia.io 21 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Humanity is fucked when you can buy death from a vending machine. Where are the vodka vending machines? No? Just things to kill people.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Did you know you can just buy a vending machine and put whatever you want in it? Vodka, blunts, heroin, Irn Bru, anything.

[–] Guest_User@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Where can I buy a vending machine? Is there a vending machine selling vending machines I can visit?

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[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Cigarette vending machines used to be quite common. Even today, there are some alcohol vending machines in controlled areas (some fancy hotels have 24/7 vending machines stocked with a particular brand of champagne bottles).

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A society that wants to be a war zone

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

Won't anyone think of the gun owners that have social anxiety that can't bear to look the guy at the gun shop in the eye and don't have the time to wait for an online order because IVE GOT TO DO IT TONIGHT IF I DON'T DO IT TONIGHT ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

/s

[–] Lojcs@lemm.ee 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)
[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

Thats genuinely amazing. The OSM community doesn't care if what you built is dumb, they just care if it's on the map

Props to them

Nice, that first one is right next to a bank too. So if you show up to rob the place, but forgot your ammo, then you're set!

[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The people who use the machine are undoubtedly the same people terrified of a national gun owner registry. A machine that scans your whole face from multiple angles every time you buy ammo...

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 6 points 6 days ago

Neo Libertarians. As long as its a private company with all their biometrics, they're fine with it

[–] Irremarkable@fedia.io 10 points 6 days ago

vending machine that sells bullets

Sometimes I truly do love the absurdity of my country

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

All you need is a frequency modulator and to send four pulses of a specific amplitude at the right time in sequence, and then all the bullet costs are discounted.

"¡Muchos gracias, señor!"

[–] credo@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago
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