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submitted 2 days ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”

“I was born into servitude, and when I die, my feet will be turned into glue,” replied the horse.

The bartender realized he would not be getting a tip.

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[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Well this is just incredible

If the system has no place for you, and you’re forced to live on its fringes teetering between poverty and anarchy… you may be a redneck.

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago

A first sign of the beginning of understanding is the wish to die. Am I right, ladies?

What’s the max size of bumper stickers again?