cross-posted from: https://sopuli.xyz/post/19159931
I have a French Press
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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I'd say French press ≈ Linux Mint.
Intuitive, easy to use and maintain, but despite the lack of fuss still delivers great results.
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Hey y'all, this one is an Apple user!
...but that's a good thing because Apple is certified UNIX.
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What about people who prefer tea?
Hannah Montana Linux
Mint
No that's instant coffee. Fast install, minimal effort required, and low hardware requirements.
Nah. That's for those that like herbal tisanes lol
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They got me!
As a Ubuntu user, I would never touch a kureig or whatever the hell it is. Those pod things are beyond stupid and you end up needing 2 for a normal sized coffee. Font forget the absurd cost for extra garbage.
Microplastics are my kink...
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I'm impressed!
I'm in this picture and I like it!
Gentoo gang represent!
I use espresso, pour over, and v60 carafe from this image. But I now pretty much only use Deb and Fedora, and the occasional OpenSuse. Arch was fun, but too constantly "hands on" for use as a daily. Ubuntu used to be good (past tense). I got annoyed with constant manual compiling with Gentoo, but am considering going back to it anyway.
I wonder if NixOS is a vacuum coffee maker for how confusing nix looks when you see it for the first time or instant coffee for how reproducible it is...
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Slackware.
If you want to learn Ubuntu, download Ubuntu.
If you want to learn Arch, download Arch.
If you want to learn Linux, download Slackware.
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Where does instant coffee fall in this paradigm?
WSL
Containers from dockerhub
Might reevaluate the "instant" part, then.
(I've been using docker for 7 years or so, and it's always some bullshit like undocumented environment variables or bullshit password limitations or broken smtp implementations or the repo just assuming you are the actual dev and giving no fucking instructions at all or the container shitting itself for no motherfucking reason at random times and you try to fix it and it goes well and then you wake up and it's restarted several times through the night...)
(eyes bulging, hyperventilating)
Kinda like the instant coffee my grandma uses. For some reason it has no nutritional information on it at all. Not even caffeine content.
Any distro on a bootable usb drive. Instant OS, no installation needed, just plug it in.
Tails hhahaha
I use Ubuntu and drink instant, in both cases because I can't be bothered to expend more than minimum effort.
No joke, I've had two Keurig machines break on me in the past year. Those machines are trash, built to break. After the second one, I just bought a $10 coffee pot, and it's working great. It's probably going to last me ten years. There's barely any parts to break.
Didn't miss.
I use Fedora and I don't understand this
I just want to pound my coffee and get to work. I finally gravitated to Fedora because it's clean and just works. Too much setup on my Arch and Gentoo installs with way too much breakage. It's fun to customize and tweak distros like those to an obsessive degree, until you actually need to get work done.
Help me choose a distro!
My coffee preparation method is:
I drink this one kind of instant coffee that does not even need me to heat the water, I can just mix it in cold water and be good with it. It's still coffee and I don't have to make the slightest effort.
In this case the distro doesn't matter. Just have someone else install and maintain it for you.
That is I guess Windows:
- Installed by the manufacturer
- "Maintained" by M$
Just joking tho, I run Fedora, even lazy people have standards.
What about instant coffee? Arch user btw
Error. Does not compute. Instant coffee implies Microsoft Windows user. fzzt fzzt Bang
Windows XP is the last version of Windows i'll ever use. I actually have XP running on a Thinkpad T-420.