Why isn't this marked NSFW? It's highly arousing.
this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2024
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As a Brit, the word fanny packs will always be hilarious.
HOLD ON I NEED PUT ON MY PUSSY PACK.
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Get this man a Pulitzer
fanny packs are SO back. It's only a matter of time before socks and sandals are too...
Socks and adiletten have been back for some years now
slippers != sandals
I'll be in my bunk.
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