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[–] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 275 points 1 week ago (3 children)

For those who don't know, this is a decades old joke.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 122 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is that a picture of a tweet of a printout of a MS Notepad file that was probably cut and pasted from a forwarded email, newsgroup post, or web page?

my head hurts

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Next time you see it it'll be a 1-minute mp4 with a loop of some crap music that means a specific vibe to 15 year olds.

I don't know how much more bandwidth inefficient we can make it after that.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Embed it in a PowerPoint presentation and somehow it will triple in file size

[–] tbird83ii@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't forget the voice over reading the whole thing like its not right in front of me... "This doctor needed to call the burn unit after an attorney questioned him"...

[–] jas0n@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Also, don't forget to split the video in half so you can watch someone react to the video you're watching.

[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Upscale it to 4K for no reason

yeah that'll do it.

[–] residentmarchant@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Don't forget subway surfers!

[–] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Let me introduce you to...

The Metaverse!

[–] sznowicki@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We need bash.org have come back

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh that's unlocked some memories. Wow what a flashback.

[–] jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yeah back when the internet was good and idiots hadnt congregated on it yet.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Every group has its idiots, but I will admit it felt like a higher class of idiot.

[–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Seriously, older than the internet.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 78 points 1 week ago (2 children)

From the last time I saw this, what I understood was, the lawyer isn’t asking the witness if there’s a possibility the person in question was alive, the lawyer is trying to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person in question was not only undeniably dead, but also impossible for the person to be alive.

Source: my memory from a random comment on the internet, pay it forward

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 67 points 1 week ago

This exchange never happened. There is no person in question. It's a joke.

[–] Moops@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah that makes sense. I used to work in a position where I had to testify in court regularly about the results of independent findings the court requested. There were often lines of questioning that were about establishing details. The questions seemed silly, but it wasn't about the specific pieces of information it was about establishing that "Thing A" was absolutely true (or false) as of a specific point on a timeline. I never had any fun exchanges like this though lol.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sarcasm and humor rarely work in your favor in a court setting, it's true. That was a pretty inane line of questioning, however.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He's an expert who's probably old and sick of answering questions like this because even if they're (idiotically) technically necessary, they sound incredibly stupid.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Then the atheist professor dropped the chalk and, to the surprise of that haughty demon, it did not break...

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

5th degree burn!

[–] bruhsoulz@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

This is fucked😭😭😭