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[–] Flushmaster@ttrpg.network 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You know you're in the fun religion when your ecclesiastic superiors tell you to up your card shark skills.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The gambling angle is pretty much a Tower of Luck (the temple of Tymora in Waterdeep) orthodoxy. While gambling is somewhat in Tymora's purview, it's not a common focus of her followers, which tends to be more "fortune/fate/karma/adventure" focused. Most Tymora worship is done at small traveller's shrines, hoping for fortune or safety on a journey.

The tower of Luck in Waterdeep is unusual for Tymoran worship, it's the largest temple to Tymora in Faerun (and the only one that's remotely close is in Suzail) - part of the money for such a large institution comes from placing it in the noble quarter of town (the Sea Ward) and... not dissuading nobles that donate huge sums of money in the hope of it "buying" them fortune and luck in the future.

The other part comes from the temple sponsoring and supervising gambling houses in the city - most official gambling establishments have a resident Tymoran priest who blesses the proceedings, and is there to assure punters that the house is running a fair game, and not stacking the deck. There are non-sanctioned gambling houses in the city, and they often offer better returns on bets, but... they don't come with these assurances... so really if you go there you're making a different kind of gamble.

This relationship between the church and "sanctioned gambling establishments" might explain why, our of the extensive list of guilds in the city, there isn't a guild of gamblers or gambling houses.


As for Konsi herself, while she recognizes that gambling represents a form of worship to Tymora, she much more subscribes to the "good karma" theory of fortune and fate. Those who do good deeds will be smiled upon by Lady Luck, and their good deeds will be repaid in kind. She doesn't tend to go in for gambling games too much, because they tend to require a bit more calculation and mathematics than she's comfortable with, and thus her knowledge of these games is a little sub-par for the wishes of the church.


It's a fun religion, they even have a casino floor in the church itself where you can just hang out and play some chill cards.

[–] AWildLoliAppeared@burggit.moe 1 points 7 months ago

If I ever don't adore Konsi just go ahead and assume I've been replaced with a doppelganger.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Okay, but why does that cat person have a flute? They are in a library. You are supposed to be quiet in a library. A musical instrument is the opposite of being quiet.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 2 points 7 months ago

This is the study room in their house, although that's not super clear from the art. That's why it has a map table in the middle and some of them are wearing more casual clothes.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Point of order, unless Konsi has some arcane channelling abilities that most clerics don't, she's casting Quest. Mystery should be correcting her from off panel.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Point of order, the spell on her spell list is called Geas. It's a 5th level cleric spell in 5e DnD

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They changed that between 4th and 5th? Silly WotC

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 1 points 7 months ago

I think for 5th edition they started with 3.5e and basically ignored everything in 4e other than death saves.

[–] Graycliff@ttrpg.network 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Rope your girlfriend into it, Konsi, that's what you have her for.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 1 points 7 months ago

I'm sure there's a bad reason why she hasn't already tried.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Okay, so geas isn't a word commonly spoken.

So, most people run into it via some branch of fantasy, be it d&d or books.

So, how did any of you guys pronounce it in your head before you looked it up?

Edit: ffs, should I say "so" again, or what? Never commente when brain dead, folks.

[–] Flushmaster@ttrpg.network 1 points 7 months ago

"Gee" with a hard G as in geek, then "us." Stress on the first syllable.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 7 months ago

I'm similar: hard G, long E, ahhs

[–] Godort@lemm.ee -1 points 7 months ago

I always have and will continue to pronounce it as "gay ass"

[–] Moghul@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago

I pronounce it how most youtubers pronounce the geass in code geass