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[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

This took at least two beavers.

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There is a very good beaver RTS where you have to build dams like that, Timberborn (steam link). Highly recommended, after you play some hours, you will believe it was definitely built by beavers

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

after you play some hours, you will believe it was definitely built by beavers

The Hoover Dam or the game?

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

yes.

and I'm not 3 beavers in a trenchcoat.

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've yet to come up with a better name for my settlements than Beaver City

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Beatroit

Beaunich

Bearlin

Bearis

Beav York

Beathens

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

There ain't no dam way

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Edit: did a little precision surgery on the second gif to remove the sudden scene change.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The second gif is gonna give me a seizure.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is it doing that thing where it repeats super fast? I see them sometimes, but this one displays ok for me (on Connect).

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Memmy on iPhone. (Which no one really uses I bet.) There’s just a weird cut before it loops.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ah, I see. That's just bad time cropping on the part of the gif maker (not me).

Edit: adjusted myself and reloaded

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

The beavers learned how to make concrete during the industrial revolution???

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i think we have to call them vaginas now

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I dunno, I think I prefer the original version of this scene from Naked Gun..

[–] chtk@feddit.nl 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Women always will be habitually underestimated.

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

based non political shitpost

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] IkarusHagen2 3 points 2 weeks ago

Me when i play timberborn

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Perfect shitpost

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hoover was a very large and talented beaver.