Wait, why does Superman have income? Has he been charging the people for his services this whole time?
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He keeps sending bills to Lois and she just keeps paying them like an idiot.
Well he did that one time he wanted to catch that gang leader, million dollar joe or something like that
Wait, is that real?
Maybe there's a shell company that Clark Kent makes payments to, and then Superman bills it for nonexistent super-services so that he can have some spending money while in costume.
But the minimum taxable income is $13K, so the only reason to run this scam would be if Superman was spending more than thirteen grand in costume, and that would raise so many more questions!
Now that Superman claimed me as a dependent on his taxes, the government took away my HSA and I've gone headlong into CRIPPLING MEDICAL DEBT!
Thanks Superman!
I believe this comic panel contains all the context necessary.
Exactly. Clearly he has 2 billion kids - that's why the world population is so high today and they call that generation the "Baby Boomers".
Turns out their kryptonite was lead tho.
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What income do they think he has, taxable or not? Does the IRS know about his secret identity, but they're just cool and keep it to themselves?
"As a matter of fact, we have to now PAY HIM $12 billion in repayments from the government .... he'll destroy the country's economic stability! He's doomed us all!"
Taxing a guy who saves the world on a regular basis seems rude.
Also, he fights for truth, justice and the American way, and what's more American than finding a loophole to avoid paying taxes?
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As I recall, the IRS agent ended up being a bit apologetic about the whole thing.
So, just the bog-standard argument justifying the existence of wealth-hoarding capitalists, then?
I remember this one. Silver age DC was weird, y'all.