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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 96 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It’s all peaceful on the Polish-Chinese border

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The border is respected and the food is excellent. Come on down! We made peanut chicken piroshkis!

[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That legitimately sounds delicious. Somebody needs to open a Polish-Chinese fusion restaurant

Shrine to Our Lady of Czestochowa outside, carved out of salt! So excited!

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

You are welcome, new neighbor.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 3 days ago

The Free City of ~~Danzig~~ Harbin

[–] JulesTheModest@sh.itjust.works 79 points 4 days ago

Poland wins the sneak attack award for the 21st century.

[–] norimee@lemmy.world 53 points 3 days ago

They took over russia and nobody noticed.

Noice!

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 58 points 4 days ago

We've had one Poland, yes....

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Surprise Anschluss

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Glory to the USSP!!

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 20 points 3 days ago

God damn it Poland 2, leave Ukraine alone.

[–] eggymachus@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)

🌍🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 2 points 2 days ago

I just think it's hilarious that this comment is "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra" with emojis

[–] SilentFury@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Poetry in imagery

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago

I'm not totally sure why Hungary is with a different colour but at this point it could as well be just red (see legend).

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

Happy Cake Day, fellow future Pole

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

If it wasn't for the Nukes, I'd bet Poland and Ukraine could've linked up in Moscow back in 2022.

[–] sznowicki@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This is a comment for Poles only. Do not try to translate this old poem that’s dated back to 1960s

Jak powiedział stary góral

Polska będzie stąd po Ural

Za Uralem będą Chiny

Was nie będzie skurwysyny

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

A man can dream

[–] YourPrivatHater@ani.social 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 31 points 4 days ago (4 children)

The only problem I have with Poland wrecking Russia is how are we going to stop them when they reach Alaska???

[–] F04118F@feddit.nl 27 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

That's the neat part, you don't!

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Finally, someon brings democracy and basic human rights to Alaska. Why would you want to stop them?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

USS Enterprise

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Just nuke Alaska, threat contained

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"You forgot Poland"

- Dubya, 2004

Truly a visionary

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago
[–] IkarusHagen2@feddit.de -5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

What is the meme here? At what should we look?

What?

Edit: google maps has the same borders, so the map is correctn't

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I don't know how you can mis it. Poland is obviously invading Ukraine.

[–] Saganaki@lemmy.one 12 points 3 days ago

No no. Helping Ukraine with a simple encirclement operation.

[–] IkarusHagen2@feddit.de 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] khannie@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Where it should say Russia.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago

No no, it definitely should say Poland. "But wait, where's Russia?", you ask. To which I say: you're right, today is a beautiful day.

[–] IkarusHagen2@feddit.de 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Ah, now i see it lol

They did the funni quickly

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Google maps shows two Polands?

[–] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Took me a moment too, look east of Ukraine. Poland did a big sneak.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Look at the DN