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[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 39 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the ol’ “if I don’t know something, then it MUST be X” argument.

Substitute X for whatever ya like! Demons, ghouls, demon ghouls…the possibilities are endless!

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

Dude my brother-in-law.

Fuckin' aliens built everything! Baghdad Batteries? Aliens. Pool of mercury in a pyramid? Alien Power Cell that we don't understand yet.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 13 hours ago

Let me guess, this is also projection?

Tucker is a demon confirmed.

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 22 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Fuckin’ nuclear power, man, how does that work?

[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 18 hours ago

No one knows.

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[–] passivelnk@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago

Tucker is the consummate media insider and comes right out of the rich elite. He has not gone crazy - he is just cornering a niche of crazies, to whom he will sell vitamins and demon repellent.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 21 hours ago

WHEN THE FUCK DID WE LEARN HOW TO MAKE GUNS TUCKER, HUH??? I WOULD LIKE YOU HEAR YOU ANSWER THIS QUESTION, WAS IT LITERALLY FUCKING GOD WHO CAME DOWN FROM HEAVEN AND WENT "hey guys check out this sick thing i just did" PLEASE TUCKER, PLEASE TELL ME.

[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 24 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It's well documented that Tucker doesn't believe the things he says. He's just saying things for money.

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 12 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

I feel like I've been waiting to come down from my high since the first time I tried pot...

Like fuck this is a long high, I know when it wears off it'll have only been like three seconds and I"ll be back in 2008 ready to go see Dragonforce at the House of Blues...... but fuck

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 14 hours ago

I feel the same, except it is actually true because I have not allowed myself to not be high for the last 8+ years.

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 5 points 19 hours ago

I genuinely feel the same. I keep telling myself that's just growing up and seeing the world more clearly with time, but it really feels like one big stupid drug-induced dream and I'm going to finally wake up from it eventually, cause the real world can't be that dumb and insane.

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[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 131 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

In case anyone wants the answer, it's late December 1938, when two physicists went for a walk in the snow near Stockholm to discuss findings a colleague sent via letter.

Further reading: Lise Meitner – the forgotten woman of nuclear physics who deserved a Nobel Prize

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Given Tucker's views on women, I don't see a discrepancy

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[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 108 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Been a lot of "demon" talk from him lately. Tucker's literally turning into Alex Jones before our very eyes.

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 77 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have never met a person who can isolate the moment when Tucker Carlson became Alex Jones. So, where did it come from exactly? ...it's very clear to me both are demons.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

There is no known point in time where Tucker Carlson and Bill Hicks were in the same room. Do your own math.

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 209 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dude went to see Barbie a second time to seethe about feminism. Entirely missed Openheimer. "Too long, too sciency."

[–] sxan@midwest.social 73 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Curse you. You stole my outtake.

"In other news, Carlson fell asleep ten minutes in to Oppenheimer, and Barbie made him uncomfortable."

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[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 146 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Demon cores aren't literal.

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[–] boovard@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

It's the reason why we should stick to using fossil fuel. God left us dragon poop for a reason, we're supposed to burn the hell out of it, and the earth with it.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

Wondering if he got syphilis, or some other degenerative brain disease? Almost feel sorry for him

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] randon31415@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

Tucker Carlson's dogs were responsible for nuclear technology?

Bad puppers!

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (5 children)

"I have never met a person who can..."

Who the hell are Becquerel or the Curies!?

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