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For me it would be candy corn, or dots.

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[โ€“] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Skittles, except it's 100% green apple skittles and no other flavors.

I love how they reverted green back to lime in the regular bag. They knew they blew it. You gotta know some higher up loved green apple and wanted it in every skittles bag. Fuck that person. You have terrible taste.

I'm glad to be able to purchase skittles again after a decade+ boycott

[โ€“] frozenspinach@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Whoppers are great! I don't understand the hate.

Crunchy, so I liked them since I'm a texture eater. But I get why people don't like them. It's almost chalky at times on the inside.

[โ€“] Securus777@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

[โ€“] Moah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago

Cherry Lips

[โ€“] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

Those licorice flavored taffy candies that are in a black and orange wrapper.

They are fucking gross as is most anise flavored things but their stickiness makes them worse than other things.

[โ€“] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago
[โ€“] Zementid@feddit.nl 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Alas, we will no longer know the joy of the original formuloni

Bit Oโ€™ Honey

Rock candy.

[โ€“] warbond@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Whoppers are 95% great. It's that gross 5% that really makes me savor the rest.

[โ€“] blueday@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yea, the periodic weird one really makes it an exciting gamble.

Holy crap, it wasn't just me!

[โ€“] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Are you taking about those weird chewy ones? Because those are my favorites.

[โ€“] OmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

No, some whoppers end up with the inside not all whipped and crunchy, but a little chewy. They're great.

[โ€“] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Maybe they meant raisinettes, a lot of people don't like raisons.

Edit: never mind, milk duds are chewy as hell, but also good. I ruled them out because I figured most people would like them (assuming their teeth don't get pulled out).

Side note: if you didnt chew now&laters and instead sucked on them. You have infinitely more self control than I do.

[โ€“] thatsnothowyoudoit@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago

I found my people here.

[โ€“] bizarroland@fedia.io 40 points 1 week ago (3 children)

How about circus peanuts?

The first bite of circus peanuts tastes to me like an alien artificial intelligence had to create a sugary treat and only had petroleum by-products to make it with.

The second bite taste like accepting your fate.

[โ€“] Zementid@feddit.nl 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Wait... Is it always the same circus or a brand named circus? What are circus peanuts?

Edit: Nope found it. WTF? Do they taste like peanuts?

[โ€“] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Do they taste like peanuts?

No. They taste like chewy sugar rubber goo. Idk how to properly describe it, but I haven't eaten them since childhood.

[โ€“] bizarroland@fedia.io 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They taste like candied styrofoam to me

[โ€“] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 days ago

Candied Styrofoam is a good description.

[โ€“] Classy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Maybe once every two or three years I get in the mood for circus peanuts. I eat maybe five of them, horribly regret every decision in my life that has led to me purchasing this bag, then vowing to never touch them again.

[โ€“] bizarroland@fedia.io 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Same. The instant it touches my tongue I'm transported back to being a kid and my grandmother thinking these were amazing treats and giving them out to us and then getting really upset if we didn't finish them.

And then I remember I have to actually eat the rest of it. So I finish off the first one and then I see the tiny little 59 cent bag that's only got four more of them in it and I feel like it would be a waste of my money and my effort in acquiring the circus peanuts and so I force myself to eat the rest of the bag and then vow to never eat them again.

Until I forget and get another bag.

[โ€“] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Cut them up and melt them into something edible. Things don't have to be uses in the form they come in.

[โ€“] bizarroland@fedia.io 1 points 3 days ago

I'm not 100% certain they would melt. And I'm not going to spend my own time and money to try to fix everything that's wrong with them.

If you have an idea on a way to make them better, how about you implement them and then make millions of dollars selling them to ignorant rubes like myself?

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[โ€“] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] caesaravgvstvs 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Joke's on you, I loved munching on those as a kid, they're basically savory candy!

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[โ€“] POTOOOOOOOO@reddthat.com 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I leik em too.

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[โ€“] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 18 points 1 week ago

WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS SLANDER

[โ€“] folekaule@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (8 children)
[โ€“] Hikermick@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I was going to say black licorice

[โ€“] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Can I get some? Please?

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[โ€“] MelonYellow@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is so wrong! Love sucking on them Whoppers

[โ€“] Cort@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Did you mean to imply fellatio?

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[โ€“] numlok@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Airheads.

They taste like I imagine flavored window caulking would.

[โ€“] davel@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago
[โ€“] nebula42@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What you do is you let them dissolve in your mouth, do that and they turn into at least an A tier candy trust

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