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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Here's a scary thought. Birds have no sphincter. Meaning they have no means of clenching their butthole, and holding in their poop. Meaning, if a bird is above you, there is a 100% chance you will get pooped on if their body produces poop at that moment. The poop is ALWAYS a threat!

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

More fun, they have no butthole or a peehole. It's a cloaca, what is basically the combination of both and what comes out of it is also the combination of both. Dinosaurs were built the same way.

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't forget that eggs also come out the hole!! If you've ever seen fresh farm eggs before, you have to wash them before you use them because they're covered in piss and shit. Yum!

[–] MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Cloacal kissing is the actual reproductive act between mates, and it basically works the way it sounds.

[–] SolarPunker@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

They are dinosaurs

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago

If they could control it, I believe they would choose to shit on people. This makes me feel safer due to random chance.

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Another shitty thought is that if they get water up their ass while they're floating, they might become less buoyant and thus drown.

Duck Enema would be an entertaining band name.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or just grey, the universal shit.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Which appears white on black cars and black on white cars. You figured out their trick

[–] CyanideShotInjection@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago
[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Stinky and Kinky, I like it.

[–] abcd 6 points 1 month ago
  • Red car green shit
  • Orange car blue shit
  • Yellow car purple shit

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