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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

"Damn! You do wonderful things for that dress." But only if I have an available exit to walk away after. That one's too forward for the actual elevator ride. Leave her an out, and also an opening.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Honest flirtatious answer: I’d say nice dress and match the energy and vibe of her response.

Not flirtatious answer: ”it always feels weird how you can notice the acceleration in tall elevators”

[–] Ajel@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Boobs are not supposed to be a solid blob... What have you done to them?

[–] just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Realistically nothing. You gain very little by saying something than you lose not saying anything. The only time people are somewhat open to being talked to, is when they already recognise you a little...

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I’ve probably got somewhere to be, so I’m just hoping you’ll ride the elevator in silence like me.

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

True statement: when I first heard the Perry Farrel song, I thought he was singing "She's got great tits, she's got great tits". Turns out he was singing "We'll make great pets" and it was a song about an alien invasion of Earth.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

from Porno for Pyros 'Pets' song the lyric is 'We'll make great pets'

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[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

Wouldn't say anything. I'd think about this song: "I took her to an elevator, I don't know why but it had to start in somewhere, so it started there".

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

8 seconds? Is she going up one floor?

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 4 points 3 weeks ago

“Up or down?”

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 3 weeks ago

'What a nice blouse you have on there'

[–] socsa@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Your mother was right

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

It’s a bit nipply in here, huh?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

so its a rodeo

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

“Christ, what an asshole, am i right?!”

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